General Elon Has 13th Child

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Jesus X

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Jesus, I can't imagine what his child support payments are
Apparently if it took place in texas it would be under 3k a month and in CA it would be 702 million a month based on his income lol but a judge would probably lower the CA amount.

 

O’Browneye

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Cliff Notes:

A handful of years back a jewish neocon chick with acceptable looks was earning a paycheck to desperately push her name and her face on the 'Net while churning out manufactured neocon opinions in a style designed to appeal to mostly conservative, male audiences and intended to illicit "yeah, I'd fuck her and she's right about some of this shit" reactions.

It eventually didn't work out very well for her for multiple reasons (take note of that title above for one), but what's old is often new again and this particular tramp has now managed to recycle herself and churn out a kid with a staggeringly rich sperg and we should probably expect to see her do the almost genuinely heart-felt Lauren Southern circuit of apologetic groveling and explaining victimhood soon enough but with the sort of bank account that Lauren could only dream about.
 

Jesus X

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This is like the TV show leverage but the con artist gets creampied at the end or should I say the climax.
 

segfault

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Given how demoralized and defeated the Canadian singer he knocked up sounds about her son being with his father at the White House, something tells me the trad-grift-wife is going to learn about our two-tiered justice system the hard way. When a guy has a literal army of lawyers to spend all day, every day crushing her finances and spirit, run-of-the-mill whore cunning isn't going to cut it.
 

jason73

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Given how demoralized and defeated the Canadian singer he knocked up sounds about her son being with his father at the White House, something tells me the trad-grift-wife is going to learn about our two-tiered justice system the hard way. When a guy has a literal army of lawyers to spend all day, every day crushing her finances and spirit, run-of-the-mill whore cunning isn't going to cut it.
with 8 baby mamas elon probably has a full time staff dedicated to managing their drama