General Elon Has 13th Child

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Conspiracy Tsar

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If I was Elon, i'd be after Kristin Tate. She's also in Texas, is a way better right wing commentator than Ashley St Claire, and a million times hotter.

 

NotBanjaxo

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We interrupt this thread for a brief trip down Memory Lane:



 

kvr28

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Has anyone provided actual proof that the kid is his or has Elon acknowledged it? This seems like a hit job.
 

CuddleBug

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At this point he should probably just freeze his semen and get a secret vasectomy. He'll have the gold diggers lining up for decades not knowing their lottery ticket doesn't have any numbers on it.
 

kvr28

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At this point he should probably just freeze his semen and get a secret vasectomy. He'll have the gold diggers lining up for decades not knowing their lottery ticket doesn't have any numbers on it.
guy is 50, how many more kids does he need, I would get a triple by pass vasectomy at this point
 

CuddleBug

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guy is 50, how many more kids does he need, I would get a triple by pass vasectomy at this point
I don't think he's done, someday he's going to be seen as the tech age Ghengis Kahn. In the future 8-10% of all North Americans are going to be from his genetic lineage.