General Elon Has 13th Child
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I'll go ahead and rescind my statement. Fanboy did say
@Uncle Tom Doug is behind on child support payments.
God damn, Elon, why couldn't you stick to screwing artsy liberal college grads?
Milo is the person making the claims in this.
View: https://twitter.com/IsabellaIsMoody/status/1891220802319589845
Milo is the person making the claims in this.
View: https://twitter.com/IsabellaIsMoody/status/1891220802319589845
Milo was a force to be reckoned with until he went full-retard...
If I was Elon, i'd be after Kristin Tate. She's also in Texas, is a way better right wing commentator than Ashley St Claire, and a million times hotter.
We interrupt this thread for a brief trip down Memory Lane:
General - Elon Musk, playboy extraordinaire
According to a witness in the ongoing legal battle between Amber heard and Johnny Depp, Elon Musk had a threesome with Amber Heard and Cara Delevingne. Amber Heard: Cara Delevingne: Actual picture of Elon Musk a couple of minutes after the threesome (I expect): The guy's got it all, it...
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Given his questionable choices lately, I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss her claims.
Has anyone provided actual proof that the kid is his or has Elon acknowledged it? This seems like a hit job.
guy is 50, how many more kids does he need, I would get a triple by pass vasectomy at this point
I don't think he's done, someday he's going to be seen as the tech age Ghengis Kahn. In the future 8-10% of all North Americans are going to be from his genetic lineage.
Meanwhile, from a couple years back and suggesting the apple might not fall to far from the tree is this:
nypost.com
Elon Musk’s dad, 76, confirms secret second child — with his stepdaughter
“The only thing we are on Earth for is to reproduce,” patriarch Errol Musk has declared.
nypost.com
Makes senseMeanwhile, from a couple years back and suggesting the apple might not fall to far from the tree is this:
Elon Musk’s dad, 76, confirms secret second child — with his stepdaughter
“The only thing we are on Earth for is to reproduce,” patriarch Errol Musk has declared.
He will use the pull in method on her nextIf I was Elon, i'd be after Kristin Tate. She's also in Texas, is a way better right wing commentator than Ashley St Claire, and a million times hotter.
Meanwhile, from a couple years back and suggesting the apple might not fall to far from the tree is this:
Elon Musk’s dad, 76, confirms secret second child — with his stepdaughter
“The only thing we are on Earth for is to reproduce,” patriarch Errol Musk has declared.
According to Walter Isaacson's biography of Elon Musk, when Errol Musk, Elon's father, was about five years younger than Elon is today he went crazy.
He began saying he'd found some grand mathematical theory of everything. When Elon looked at his work, it was gibberish. He couldn't believe that his father, a gifted engineer, came up with that stuff.
This is when he first began boasting of his wealth from an emerald mine, wealth every other member of the family says didn't exist.
He also said that when someone is elected president they ascend to semi-divinity and must be worshipped.
You can't be behind in something you don't even believe in. Them hoes got pregnant, I didn't get pregnant.I'll go ahead and rescind my statement. Fanboy did say
Or just get married, have children and be a dad like a normal functioning person in society.