I'd like Rock to just go away and stay gone.
This showing up out of nowhere and throwing everything out of whack so the entire company can be centered around him is old.
It doesn't help that dude is perhaps one of the most phony people alive. His entire life gimmick is being "real", "of the people", & all that, while absolutely every single thing you ever see about him is manufactured at best and flat out lies at worst.
"Look at me...4am workout, clangin' & bangin'...just me & the weights!"
(Well, just you, the weights, & whatever cameraman is taking all that footage.)
"Hey guys, look - I'm going to In & Out Burger for the first time!"
(Except, you know, he's gone to In & Out "for the first time" a least 2-3x.)
"I'm just here do [insert incredibly good deed] for [insert random person]. This isn't about me, this is about 'giving back'."
(And can y'all just ignore there's a full camera crew there to catch the entire thing, including camera people inside the house, outside the house, and all around everyone else, making this not *really* a "surprise"...)
"Yes, we're really happy with how WrestleMania turned out, and this was the long-term plan all along. We were 'storytelling'."
(Here's hoping nobody will remember that I just tried to take Cody's spot and the entire WWE fanbase lost their shit so we had to change things so I could be in the main event.)
Fucking enough already.