Some mouth breather on reddit calculated how much it was gonna cost to respond and are complaining it's a waste of money, the jokes write themselves. Of course it's from a 16 day old account that totally isn't trying to stir shit up.Federal employees are actually bitching about having to list 5 things they did last week.
These parasites don't even want to take TWO MINUTES for a smidgen of accountability.
Twa's?Fuck them
Let’s see what you’ve done
Fucking lazy ass tw@‘s
Landscapers properly can fill out their five bullets of productivity easier than most fed employees
It's an old management trick. Consultants and new managers used to use it just to aggravate people who are already unhappy. You would usually do it right before layoffs to see if it would push already unhappy people out the door. You'd be surprised at how effective it is.Right?! If they can't even come up with one task that they completed per day, for 5 days, they deserve to be fired.
In my line of work, we typically have daily scrum meetings. A 10-15 minute meeting where everyone on the team states what they did yesterday, what they plan to do today, and any blockers they have. A small amount of discussion may happen in response to that, but longer conversations occur outside of that meeting with only the people that need to be involved which is typically the person that spoke up about an issue and one or more senior engineers that can explain/show them what they need to know to get past their issue.It's an old management trick. Consultants and new managers used to use it just to aggravate people who are already unhappy. You would usually do it right before layoffs to see if it would push already unhappy people out the door. You'd be surprised at how effective it is.
daily scrum meetings
"Transformative" = I have no original thoughts of my own.
Clinton Foundation blueprint.
When I wore a badge I had to account for my day in a log, in 15 minute chunks. The shift wasn't over until this was turned in. It isn't hard.Some mouth breather on reddit calculated how much it was gonna cost to respond and are complaining it's a waste of money, the jokes write themselves. Of course it's from a 16 day old account that totally isn't trying to stir shit up.
Estimated reply time of ten minutes. Wage and employment figures from the agency formerly known as the United States Digital Service.
Number of federal employees: 2,252,162
Average minutes spent replying: 10
Total minutes replying: 22,521,620
Total hours replying: 375,360
Total annual wages: $211,300,000,000
Annual wages per fed: $93,820.96
Hourly wages per fed: $45.99
Total cost of this bullshit: $17,263,071.90
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