General Elon and Vivek to head Department of Goverment Efficiency (DOGE)

[mysticmac]

1. Did Monday shit
2. Did Tuesday shit
3. Did Wednesday shit
4. Did Thursday shit
5. Wrote my weekly five item report.

 

[kvr28]

Federal employees are actually bitching about having to list 5 things they did last week.

These parasites don't even want to take TWO MINUTES for a smidgen of accountability.

Some mouth breather on reddit calculated how much it was gonna cost to respond and are complaining it's a waste of money, the jokes write themselves. Of course it's from a 16 day old account that totally isn't trying to stir shit up.


Estimated reply time of ten minutes. Wage and employment figures from the agency formerly known as the United States Digital Service.

Number of federal employees: 2,252,162

Average minutes spent replying: 10

Total minutes replying: 22,521,620

Total hours replying: 375,360

Total annual wages: $211,300,000,000

Annual wages per fed: $93,820.96

Hourly wages per fed: $45.99

Total cost of this bullshit: $17,263,071.90


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iwak92/this_email_will_cost_taxpayers_at_least_17000000/