The Official TMMAC Merry Christmas Thread

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Everything wrapped and done. Time to relax and enjoy the next 2 days with friends and family. TMMAC included.
 
He better not even get a chance to pick out a movie. I say @PND opens the door with his dick out, ready to rock
Chick's coming over to his house at 11pm

Somethings going down tonight.


She doesn't look like this does she?

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If she does you may want to lay down some booby twaps. I recommend the goonies as a point of reference
 
This is why we need sounds on the forum. I'm gonna forever go from reading PNDs posts in a screech voice to that of a macho man randy savage voice


OOOH YEEEEAAAA

GO GET ELIZABETTS PUSS!
 
You should challenge her to a stick fight and call her sweat from a baboons balls.

Chick's like that
 
Merry Christmas! After careful consideration of all your performances in 2015, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months. A little Christmas message for you: not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy! I don't care if you lick windows, or fuck farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're fucking special to me. Merry Christmas, crayon eaters!
 
I'm driving 100 miles south today to drop off 82 dollars worth of chocolates, say merry Christmas to some folks, and most importantly get a full English breakfast at a restaurant I know down there. Not had 1 for over a year

Merry Christmas you filthy animals
 
I'm driving 100 miles south today to drop off 82 dollars worth of chocolates, say merry Christmas to some folks, and most importantly get a full English breakfast at a restaurant I know down there. Not had 1 for over a year

Merry Christmas you filthy animals
What's an English breakfast?
 
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