The British are cumming...they figured it out.

[Deleted member 1]

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Now in fairness they don't totally get it. Girls in the US will fuck any man with a British accent no matter how fat and ugly he is.

They think its the way they dress or any of that. That's as likely to get them made fun of as anything by most of these women and small town America.

But dat accent... and now they've become sentient!!

 

[Zeph]

They are just doing their best to increase the IQ of the south, one holiday pregnancy at a time. It should be applauded really, it's almost a community outreach program, but across borders.

 

[girlandcoconut]

Come here Carl

 

[girlandcoconut]

Listen, I've used the appeal that my foreign-ness has had when traveling overseas. I'm only bothered I didn't think to do this in my 20's. Oh well, 40 is the new 20 hey? *rummages in bag for passport*

 

[member 1013]

They are just doing their best to increase the IQ of the south, one holiday pregnancy at a time. It should be applauded really. It's almost a community outreach program, but across borders.

According to Wiki, "34% of Southerners reported that they were of English ancestry"

 

[Zeph]

According to Wiki, "34% of Southerners reported that they were of English ancestry"

Yeah, the ones we got rid of.

 

[member 1013]

Yeah, the ones we got rid of.

I thought that was Australia?

 

[Zeph]

I thought that was Australia?

We had a lot to get rid of. Different centuries too.

 

[Jesus X]

this British guy is always coming

 

[Zeph]

Listen, I've used the appeal that my foreign-ness has had when traveling overseas. I'm only bothered I didn't think to do this in my 20's. Oh well, 40 is the new 20 hey? *rummages in bag for passport*

Yeah. This isn't a new thing. Aussies have been doing it to us for ages.

 

[member 1013]

We had a lot to get rid of. Different centuries too.

True.

A pity you have nowhere to send the Chavs now.

 

[Zeph]

this British guy is always coming

Is that @Song2?

 

[Zeph]

True.

A pity you have nowhere to send the Chavs now.

I agree, we should re-institute capital punishment.

 

[member 1013]

I agree, we should re-institute capital punishment.

Maybe it's time to fire that old empire back up.

 

[Zeph]

Maybe it's time to fire that old empire back up.

Only if we get to whip the gerrys once more. Otherwise it just isn't worth the hassle.

 

[Jesus X]

Is that @Song2?

no that is Ben English,Hallowed be thy name.

 

[member 1013]

Only if we get to whip the gerrys once more. Otherwise it isn't worth the hassle.

You should be proud of the empire, it created Canada.

 

[Zeph]

You should be proud of the empire, it created Canada.

It also created America. Swings and roundabouts, I guess.

 

[member 1013]

It also created America. Swings and roundabouts, I guess.

I had to google that, lol

 

[Jesus X]

It also created America. Swings and roundabouts, I guess.

we have a "traffic circle" here it is such a pain in the ass to drive in and has caused many accidents

Los Alamitos Circle - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Zeph]

we have a "traffic circle" here it is such a pain in the ass to drive in and has caused many accidents

Los Alamitos Circle - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Roundabouts are proven to cause less accidents than crossroads. Many American cities are switching to roundabouts when designing new areas.

 

[member 1013]

Roundabouts are proven to cause less accidents than crossroads. Many American cities are switching to roundabouts when designing new areas.

No one in North America can use them, it's chaos 90% of the time you encounter one. Pure, unadulterated chaos.

 

[Jesus X]

Roundabouts are proven to cause less accidents than crossroads. Many American cities are switching to roundabouts when designing new areas.

I can drive on any day here and see at least one fender bender , it is like mad max meets twisted metal driving in it

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

Every time a council estate dwelling, scum sucking British chav moves permanently the the US of A it increases the national average IQ of both countries.

 

[1372]

My voice melts vulvas

Jus sayin.