"I could have sworn he was fat, but he wasn't taking enough food, weirdest thing"
Slow people at the buffet line
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The only thing that competes with that shithole they call Cici's, is Snappy Tomatos. Both are terrible.
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It's either $3.99 or $4.99 for unlimited pizza, shitty pasta, and salad. I don't remember if a drink is included.
It's always fucking packed with the lowest socio-economic class of people that exists in this country.
Fucking kids running everywhere, and the parents don't give a shit. There's normally an arcade where the slightly less poor kids (whose parents can afford to give them an extra dollar in quarters) go to play video games. The poorest kids go there just to watch.
Dang
Sounds like my childhood.
I legit wish I could hang out in arcades tho. I love video games.
Where's that from because I've never seen wings that look that good on any buffet that I've been to.I'm just going to say one thing.
Wings.
I just.....can't.
Wings own my soul.
Unlimited wings would pay for itself real quick. I can put away 30-40 wings for a snack.I'm just going to say one thing.
Wings.
I just.....can't.
Wings own my soul.
I do about that for every UFC and all month during March madness.
If you're ever in NY you'll have to be.......wait for it......my wingman.
I'm copypasta-ing Vegas buffet shots because I'm a glutton for punishment.
lol you're not kidding mang
From April - August last year I lived on 10 baht/ day. Sticky Rice and Chili Paste. Went down to 65 kg and I haven't been that light since making weight at age 17 Still I was better off than many in my slum. For reference I think 1$ is about 35 baht.
Fat folks need their own buffets imho. Always slowing down the line and driving up prices. I used to know four fat guys who started a club where they went around wreaking terror on the local buffet circuit back in the seventies. It was a game to these jokers! Sickos.
So 35 cents a day? If u ever hit a rough patch like that again let me know. I'll send u some $$ to hit up a buffet.lol you're not kidding mang
Cheers brother, I appreciate that. I'm not keen on taking handouts though, I've chosen my path in life and it ain't a materially wealthy one
Going to a buffet is all business for me. No emotion, on a mission, efficient food placement on plate, Straight line from buffet to table, no eye contact, just keep walking. I come there for a quick bite, to have some variety, to condition my immune system... After 15 to 20 minutes, I get the fuck out.
But some people however, they relish the moment, they are in their culinary valhalla. They're living it up, not giving a fuck, living life in the slow lane.
But some people however, they relish the moment, they are in their culinary valhalla. They're living it up, not giving a fuck, living life in the slow lane.
Damn dude that's roughing it for sure , rice and chili paste haha while fucker were over here eating a plate full of macaroni pizza at ciccis for 4 buckslol you're not kidding mang
That sounds choice
That's exactly how it should work. Keep the line moving at a brisk pace.
It's real good mang, 35 baht and keeps you full all day.
Agreed but that's usually where the slowest movers congregate. I always start off my trip with a run through the salad bar to say "hey I had some veggies today".
Way too many selections to choose from for these slow movers. Its also at the point where I'm the most hungry since its my first plate and my patience runs real thin really quick.
That's the proper way to do it man. First a salad for all the guilt caused by the mayhem that is to come
