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teamquestnorth

Lindland never cheated
Jan 27, 2015
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Holy shit man. Im not even sure where to begin.

My cars got a fucked up clutch that started acting up yesterday. Had a doctors apt this morning and made the absolutely horrible choice of having my roomate give me a ride their on his way to work and ride the city bus back. Figured id save some money over a cab.

Had to take 2 different buses back. To switch to the bus that runs by my house i had to get off at a bus stop in Hazell Dell Washington. A truly ghetto and terrible place.

I was told that I had a 20 minute wait until that other bus came. Decided to make a bolt to a nearby Mickey D's to grab a bite to eat and so nobody driving by that I knew would see me waiting at a bus stop.

15 minutes later I start to walkout to the bus stop and i see the fucking bus zip past. So at this point I had to wait at the bus stop to make sure I dont miss the next one.

I walk up and theres a bum wrapped in a blanket sleeping on the one bench they had there.

I glance to my left and theres this 20 year old skinny wigger 5 feet away beatboxing and rapping.

At this point I said fuck this and started trying to download the Uber app. Couldnt get it to load so the wait continued.

About 5 minutes later a random crackhead chick who was probably in her 20's but looked 40 walked by and offered to blow me for $10.

Finally after what seemed like an eternity I see the bus pull up. I stepped in and was greeted to the overpowering smell of unbathed bodies, stale cigarettes, and what im pretty sure was urine.

Its completely packed so im standing up holding onto a railing. After maybe 10 minutes i notice a commotion up front. Turns out a pregnant woman was panicking and saying her water just broke. Bus pulls over and waits for an ambulance.

At this point I just couldnt take anymore and darted off the bus and frantically waved down a nearby taxi to take me the rest of the way home.

I will never ride a bus again for the rest of my life. I can only imagine what a bus in NYC or Chicago would be like.
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
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Jan 14, 2015
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Holy shit man. Im not even sure where to begin.

My cars got a fucked up clutch that started acting up yesterday. Had a doctors apt this morning and made the absolutely horrible choice of having my roomate give me a ride their on his way to work and ride the city bus back. Figured id save some money over a cab.

Had to take 2 different buses back. To switch to the bus that runs by my house i had to get off at a bus stop in Hazell Dell Washington. A truly ghetto and terrible place.

I was told that I had a 20 minute wait until that other bus came. Decided to make a bolt to a nearby Mickey D's to grab a bite to eat and so nobody driving by that I knew would see me waiting at a bus stop.

15 minutes later I start to walkout to the bus stop and i see the fucking bus zip past. So at this point I had to wait at the bus stop to make sure I dont miss the next one.

I walk up and theres a bum wrapped in a blanket sleeping on the one bench they had there.

I glance to my left and theres this 20 year old skinny wigger 5 feet away beatboxing and rapping.

At this point I said fuck this and started trying to download the Uber app. Couldnt get it to load so the wait continued.

About 5 minutes later a random crackhead chick who was probably in her 20's but looked 40 walked by and offered to blow me for $10.

Finally after what seemed like an eternity I see the bus pull up. I stepped in and was greeted to the overpowering smell of unbathed bodies, stale cigarettes, and what im pretty sure was urine.

Its completely packed so im standing up holding onto a railing. After maybe 10 minutes i notice a commotion up front. Turns out a pregnant woman was panicking and saying her water just broke. Bus pulls over and waits for an ambulance.

At this point I just couldnt take anymore and darted off the bus and frantically waved down a nearby taxi to take me the rest of the way home.

I will never ride a bus again for the rest of my life. I can only imagine what a bus in NYC or Chicago would be like.
I rode a bus one time, it was the first and last time for that same reason. Was fucking horrible.
 

La Paix

Fuck this place
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
38,253
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Holy shit man. Im not even sure where to begin.

My cars got a fucked up clutch that started acting up yesterday. Had a doctors apt this morning and made the absolutely horrible choice of having my roomate give me a ride their on his way to work and ride the city bus back. Figured id save some money over a cab.

Had to take 2 different buses back. To switch to the bus that runs by my house i had to get off at a bus stop in Hazell Dell Washington. A truly ghetto and terrible place.

I was told that I had a 20 minute wait until that other bus came. Decided to make a bolt to a nearby Mickey D's to grab a bite to eat and so nobody driving by that I knew would see me waiting at a bus stop.

15 minutes later I start to walkout to the bus stop and i see the fucking bus zip past. So at this point I had to wait at the bus stop to make sure I dont miss the next one.

I walk up and theres a bum wrapped in a blanket sleeping on the one bench they had there.

I glance to my left and theres this 20 year old skinny wigger 5 feet away beatboxing and rapping.

At this point I said fuck this and started trying to download the Uber app. Couldnt get it to load so the wait continued.

About 5 minutes later a random crackhead chick who was probably in her 20's but looked 40 walked by and offered to blow me for $10.

Finally after what seemed like an eternity I see the bus pull up. I stepped in and was greeted to the overpowering smell of unbathed bodies, stale cigarettes, and what im pretty sure was urine.

Its completely packed so im standing up holding onto a railing. After maybe 10 minutes i notice a commotion up front. Turns out a pregnant woman was panicking and saying her water just broke. Bus pulls over and waits for an ambulance.

At this point I just couldnt take anymore and darted off the bus and frantically waved down a nearby taxi to take me the rest of the way home.

I will never ride a bus again for the rest of my life. I can only imagine what a bus in NYC or Chicago would be like.
What did you get at McDs?
 
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One night a week my wife needs the car, so I'm forced to decide between taking two buses there and back for $5 (all-day bus pass) or $20 there and back for uber.

I have chosen uber, every time.
 
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Punch

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Holy shit man. Im not even sure where to begin.

My cars got a fucked up clutch that started acting up yesterday. Had a doctors apt this morning and made the absolutely horrible choice of having my roomate give me a ride their on his way to work and ride the city bus back. Figured id save some money over a cab.

Had to take 2 different buses back. To switch to the bus that runs by my house i had to get off at a bus stop in Hazell Dell Washington. A truly ghetto and terrible place.

I was told that I had a 20 minute wait until that other bus came. Decided to make a bolt to a nearby Mickey D's to grab a bite to eat and so nobody driving by that I knew would see me waiting at a bus stop.

15 minutes later I start to walkout to the bus stop and i see the fucking bus zip past. So at this point I had to wait at the bus stop to make sure I dont miss the next one.

I walk up and theres a bum wrapped in a blanket sleeping on the one bench they had there.

I glance to my left and theres this 20 year old skinny wigger 5 feet away beatboxing and rapping.

At this point I said fuck this and started trying to download the Uber app. Couldnt get it to load so the wait continued.

About 5 minutes later a random crackhead chick who was probably in her 20's but looked 40 walked by and offered to blow me for $10.

Finally after what seemed like an eternity I see the bus pull up. I stepped in and was greeted to the overpowering smell of unbathed bodies, stale cigarettes, and what im pretty sure was urine.

Its completely packed so im standing up holding onto a railing. After maybe 10 minutes i notice a commotion up front. Turns out a pregnant woman was panicking and saying her water just broke. Bus pulls over and waits for an ambulance.

At this point I just couldnt take anymore and darted off the bus and frantically waved down a nearby taxi to take me the rest of the way home.

I will never ride a bus again for the rest of my life. I can only imagine what a bus in NYC or Chicago would be like.
 

HEATH VON DOOM

Remember the 5th of November
Oct 21, 2015
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One night a week my wife needs the car, so I'm forced to decide between taking two buses there and back for $5 (all-day bus pass) or $20 there and back for uber.

I have chosen uber, every time.
You should tell her she is fat and buy her a bike. Problem solved, you are welcome.
 

HEATH VON DOOM

Remember the 5th of November
Oct 21, 2015
17,274
24,682
Holy shit man. Im not even sure where to begin.

My cars got a fucked up clutch that started acting up yesterday. Had a doctors apt this morning and made the absolutely horrible choice of having my roomate give me a ride their on his way to work and ride the city bus back. Figured id save some money over a cab.

Had to take 2 different buses back. To switch to the bus that runs by my house i had to get off at a bus stop in Hazell Dell Washington. A truly ghetto and terrible place.

I was told that I had a 20 minute wait until that other bus came. Decided to make a bolt to a nearby Mickey D's to grab a bite to eat and so nobody driving by that I knew would see me waiting at a bus stop.

15 minutes later I start to walkout to the bus stop and i see the fucking bus zip past. So at this point I had to wait at the bus stop to make sure I dont miss the next one.

I walk up and theres a bum wrapped in a blanket sleeping on the one bench they had there.

I glance to my left and theres this 20 year old skinny wigger 5 feet away beatboxing and rapping.

At this point I said fuck this and started trying to download the Uber app. Couldnt get it to load so the wait continued.

About 5 minutes later a random crackhead chick who was probably in her 20's but looked 40 walked by and offered to blow me for $10.

Finally after what seemed like an eternity I see the bus pull up. I stepped in and was greeted to the overpowering smell of unbathed bodies, stale cigarettes, and what im pretty sure was urine.

Its completely packed so im standing up holding onto a railing. After maybe 10 minutes i notice a commotion up front. Turns out a pregnant woman was panicking and saying her water just broke. Bus pulls over and waits for an ambulance.

At this point I just couldnt take anymore and darted off the bus and frantically waved down a nearby taxi to take me the rest of the way home.

I will never ride a bus again for the rest of my life. I can only imagine what a bus in NYC or Chicago would be like.
So basically what you are trying to say is that your bookie took your car as a downpayment on your debt and now you are forced to use public transportation. Do what the black guys do and find a fat white chick to drive you around. Im sure they would even buy you McDs also.
 

Jesus X

4 drink minimum.
Sep 7, 2015
29,850
32,371
The buses in long Beach are clean and civil, but the metro rail train system is pure ghetto anarchy, you could probably kill a guy on one and get away with it if your wear a mask,it is basically a tour of the worst ghettos from long beach to downtown LA. If I don't drive I ride a bike, fuck public transportation.

Here is an article from 2011 still applies
Crime on LA's Metro: Worse than Boston, Much Better than DC
 
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Punch

Guest
The buses in long Beach are clean and civil, but the metro rail train system is pure ghetto anarchy, you could probably kill a guy on one and get away with it if your wear a mask,it is basically a tour of the worst ghettos from long beach to downtown LA. If I don't drive I ride a bike, fuck public transportation.

Here is an article from 2011 still applies
Crime on LA's Metro: Worse than Boston, Much Better than DC
Took the metro from lbc up towards el Segundo once.

...once.
 

Sweets

All Around Dumbass
Feb 9, 2015
8,794
10,053
I was once on a bus with some junkies smoking gear, one of them zoned out drooling chewed chocolate down his chin. It was educational.
 

Lord Vutulaki

Banned
Jan 16, 2015
16,651
5,935
You get a free small coke and small fries with any bigmac purchase here. You can get a garden salad and an oj instead.

No cutlery though so I eat the salad with two straws chopstick styles