Just survived a 1 hour bus ride

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Papi Chingon

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Oct 19, 2015
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Holy shit man. Im not even sure where to begin.

My cars got a fucked up clutch that started acting up yesterday. Had a doctors apt this morning and made the absolutely horrible choice of having my roomate give me a ride their on his way to work and ride the city bus back. Figured id save some money over a cab.

Had to take 2 different buses back. To switch to the bus that runs by my house i had to get off at a bus stop in Hazell Dell Washington. A truly ghetto and terrible place.

I was told that I had a 20 minute wait until that other bus came. Decided to make a bolt to a nearby Mickey D's to grab a bite to eat and so nobody driving by that I knew would see me waiting at a bus stop.

15 minutes later I start to walkout to the bus stop and i see the fucking bus zip past. So at this point I had to wait at the bus stop to make sure I dont miss the next one.

I walk up and theres a bum wrapped in a blanket sleeping on the one bench they had there.

I glance to my left and theres this 20 year old skinny wigger 5 feet away beatboxing and rapping.

At this point I said fuck this and started trying to download the Uber app. Couldnt get it to load so the wait continued.

About 5 minutes later a random crackhead chick who was probably in her 20's but looked 40 walked by and offered to blow me for $10.

Finally after what seemed like an eternity I see the bus pull up. I stepped in and was greeted to the overpowering smell of unbathed bodies, stale cigarettes, and what im pretty sure was urine.

Its completely packed so im standing up holding onto a railing. After maybe 10 minutes i notice a commotion up front. Turns out a pregnant woman was panicking and saying her water just broke. Bus pulls over and waits for an ambulance.

At this point I just couldnt take anymore and darted off the bus and frantically waved down a nearby taxi to take me the rest of the way home.

I will never ride a bus again for the rest of my life. I can only imagine what a bus in NYC or Chicago would be like.
Sounds like a typical day at the dmv to me.
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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Lucky you still had enough cash for the taxi after that $10 suck job.