Theres a fucking snake in the garage

[delightone]

Shitting myself

Let me guess, you live in Australia.

This would be me in australia, slice and dice 24/7 unsheated

 

[Salt the Snail]

The smaller the snake usually the more poisonous it is.

That's what I normally say to girls.

 

[Punch]

That's what I normally say to girls.