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Star-Lord

Star-Lord

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Fuck me man. I hate long distance, it sucks balls. I'm really grateful it's only three months. It's weird because I just started dating Special K (as we'll refer to her) about a month and a half ago, but I think she may be the one. I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't see a future with her. Any ways she's going to Wisconsin to do an internship where she'll be rehabbing owls.

I'm trying to keep busy while she's gone, my gym is running a summer camp so I'll be putting in a lot of hours. Hopefully going to fight June 26, so I'll be doing a training camp to keep busy. Then I'll visit her for a week over 4th of July weekend.

Trying to think positive thoughts, I have serious abandonment issues lol
 
Wild

Wild

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Look at the bright side homie.

1) you'll find out if she really is the one thru this experience

2) more time on here

3) great sex when she gets back
 
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Punch

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I feel your pain bro. Hang tough, eyes on the prize, stiff upper lip, and all that other happy motivational horseshit. Oh, and keep your dick in your pants.
 
SongExotic2

SongExotic2

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My buddy is doing the owl rehab too. I can have him keep tabs on her if you like?

Tell her to say hi to the guy who looks like cheick Kongo, he'll make sure she stays on the straight and narrow
 
SongExotic2

SongExotic2

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I'm just messing man. I actually think this could be a good thing. If she likes you as much as you like her she's gonna spend 3 months missing you and when you guys get back together you will have a great base to resume from
 
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Morpheushasleftthebuilding

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Alienator said:
I feel your pain bro. Hang tough, eyes on the prize, stiff upper lip, and all that other happy motivational horseshit. Oh, and keep your dick in your pants.
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what? his dick 3 months in his pants:eek:
 
Star-Lord

Star-Lord

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Dick in my pants for only a month and a half cause I get to visit her ;)
 
Priziesthorse

Priziesthorse

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Come spend the summer in New Jersey. My buddy has a house right on the beach, 1 mile from the boardwalk. Girls everywhere. I have enough penicillin to get us through the summer.
 
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Punch

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I just like other countless military members had to spend well over two years away from my first wife while playing in the sandbox.

You'll be alright man. Motivation is the key to success. :cool:
 
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Punch

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Priziesthorse said:
Shy Guy @Shy Guy is our resident sex fiend. PM him if you have any question about std's. He's had almost all of them.
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That's fucked up.... Lol I'm good. Had a buddy named Remley in the army. Dude told me a story about how he was a "veteran" when it came to getting rodded at the clinic, and how he'd grown to like the taste of the "banana drink" (antibiotic cocktail they gave him). After he told me the really bad cases had to get their dicks smashed with a rubber mallet to break up the crud i was waaay fuckin' over it.
 
Shy Guy

Shy Guy

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My advice:

OkCupid is filled with whores that accept the dick with grace.
 
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