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Damn, y'all make me feel old fashioned and shit.
My GF is Gone from May to End August
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Shit man, thank you for the sacrificeI just like other countless military members had to spend well over two years away from my first wife while playing in the sandbox.
You'll be alright man. Motivation is the key to success.
Last girl that used that excuse on me was sucking dick 6 ways from Sunday. Never trust an owl rehabber!
Referring to your girlfriend as Special K, and talking of owl rehabbing, is this code for a stint at this place?
You can tell us, this is your happy place.
You can tell us, this is your happy place.
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No thanks needed bro, but much appreciated. You know i actually met a Canadian soldier while in kuwait. I say again, A Canadian soldier, lol. He joked with me he got on the wrong plane.
Army?No thanks needed bro, but much appreciated. You know i actually met a Canadian soldier while in kuwait. I say again, A Canadian soldier, lol. He joked with me he got on the wrong plane.
Im just part-time, but its fun. With the draw down look like I won't be seeing anything overseas in the next couple of years.
My favorite quote ever came from a Canadian solider...So their snipers are well trained but has shit equipment. So we roll into afghanistan and they start using high quality american equipment. Like turning off the handicap in a video game the damn Canadians score the world's longest sniper shot that had been held since vietnam. They did it again a few years later if I recall. But the best is their description of firing the 50 cal they were given:
One member of the team, a corporal from Newfoundland, said on his first night in combat he and his partner got an al-Qaeda machine gun in their sights as it was hailing bullets down on U.S. troops below.
Crawling up into a good position, they set up their .50-calibre rifle — the MacMillan Tac-50, a weapon the corporal compares to having superhuman power in your hands. “Firing it feels like someone slashing you on the back of your hockey helmet with a hockey stick.”
Hahahaha love that movieReferring to your girlfriend as Special K, and talking of owl rehabbing, is this code for a stint at this place?
You can tell us, this is your happy place.
Hahaha make all the jokes you want we have some well trained soldiersNo thanks needed bro, but much appreciated. You know i actually met a Canadian soldier while in kuwait. I say again, A Canadian soldier, lol. He joked with me he got on the wrong plane.
the ole "owl rehab excuse."
oldest trick in the book.
oldest trick in the book.
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I wasn't joking, he really said that shit. I knew he was ball busting though.
I got much love for our northern homies... one of the finest pyt's i pulled was from London, Ontario.
