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Alco Hauler said:
And by "made us quit", I mean "went apeshit on our asses"
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That's a good one, and makes perfect sense. Although, my redneck ass has quite a few females in the family who would've sooner pushed you off it for a turn instead of fussing about it. How can you not love a steamroller? :D
 
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Alco Hauler said:
I've driven a steam roller before too. We were at a party in a neighborhood where new construction was going on. There was a steamroller parked at the end of the road to keep people from driving off the end of the blacktop street. Being in construction most of my life, I figured the keys were probably still in the ignition. They were. I fired that bad boy up, figured out the controls with a quickness and started flattening beer cans on the street. It was a lot of fun until the women in the party saw what we were doing and made us quit.
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Fuckin' women always gotta put a damper on the party...

Maybe you should have put one of the girls in the drivers seat and watch them have fun!
 
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pattitude said:
Fuckin' women always gotta put a damper on the party...

Maybe you should have put one of the girls in the drivers seat and watch them have fun!
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Have you seen how most women drive?
 
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Alienator said:
I built a stone fire pit, chopped down a tree and set that bitch ablaze.

Where you at homies?
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Welcome back Alienator, you crazy bastard. Post here for a month, gone for three...back for a week, gone for 3 months lol.

Manly shit I did today was pack a washing machine from my garage, thru the house, down the stairs, and into the basement laundry room. Then hooked that shit up so my wife would get off of my ass. Let the good times roll.
 
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Welcome back Alienator, you crazy bastard. Post here for a month, gone for three...back for a week, gone for 3 months lol.

Manly shit I did today was pack a washing machine from my garage, thru the house, down the stairs, and into the basement laundry room. Then hooked that shit up so my wife would get off of my ass. Let the good times roll.
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Fucking life wouldn't let me cruise teh interwebz homie. It's starting to calm down now.
 
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Alienator said:
Dat's def summa dat man shit.

Only thing that would be more manly is making it for the wife, the future kids, and the wife's future husband. :D
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Nah, that punk should bring his own money to the table!

Btw, nice seeing you again, my friend!
 
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I yelled at a crew of marble guys because they didnt rig one of their skids properly and it falled

I was like guys, come on

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I tried to get some time watching porn, and I did try, but since the cigarette smoking council folks actually realised they could walk and vote (the Lord giveth and hopefully the Lord take awayeth) my wife decided that it was vital that she work from home today because unfortunately these dregs have an impact on the markets which impacts my wife's working base of clients.........benefits Britain fucked up my day.......
 
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Cant tell you. Needless to say i win this thread at least 3 times today.


And i lost my shit and had to go for a walk to calm down before i started throat punching motherfuckers.

Lots of good regulatin today
 
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Song2 said:
Cant tell you. Needless to say i win this thread at least 3 times today.


And i lost my shit and had to go for a walk to calm down before i started throat punching motherfuckers.

Lots of good regulatin today
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You a hit man?
 
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