Discussion in 'The Off-topic Lounge' started by Punch, Jun 24, 2016.
They're onto you Agent 47. Better get a disguise, quickly.
Im gonna disguise myself as @Splinty
Should be easy, ill just stand around all day not putting my fucking thread in the hall of fame forum
im watching my niece and her punkass boyfriend move their shit out of my garage while smoking a joint and belittling the big meanie for not having a job
Just guttin' bitches for the fuck of it. I like how you roll sir.
Sorry to laugh, but wish I was smoking and send him to the uk, he can further solidify the common twat's vote over here
I would be having a shitty day as well if i got a bitch drunk last night just so she could go home and call some other dude over to bang her.
Agreed. Lets be honest though mate its not like your ever gonna get a date with a woman now is it.
Where are my boys @Mieshas Taint and @Bozy to school this wanker?
repaired squeaking brakes
itched my balls...twice.
Made reference to masturbating in a charming and sly way.
sung this song at the top of my lungs(and got everyone around me to start singing it)
Whats a rad flush?
Wait nvm i got it
Yo Yo Yooo
cut down 15 money making trees and smoked a 8th of iller
The healing of the nation.
Took a manly sized shit- twice.
Does changing a tire count as manly? My piece of shit tire on my piece of shit car finally blew today. Luckily I had my "donut" tire with me. And luckily the donut tire still had the drywall screw in there that I put to plug the hole last time I drove on it. No bullshit.
Dont fucking yell at me bro
Sold 1,500 ft of maple 1x4 and 53 sheets of B-2 - 3/4 maple plywood worth $10,000 and loaded it up myself.
Took a shit
Ate some beef stew
People get mad when I do that.
fuck'em Galt.....tell these folks how a G gets down.
Shiiit, I'm having my warm up drinks at 0700 in the morning and am about to kill some dogs.