What manly sh!t have you done today?

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  1. Shang Tsong2

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    Yes
     
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  2. Punch

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    They're onto you Agent 47. Better get a disguise, quickly. :D
     
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  3. Shang Tsong2

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    Im gonna disguise myself as @Splinty@Splinty
     
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  4. Shang Tsong2

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    Should be easy, ill just stand around all day not putting my fucking thread in the hall of fame forum
     
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  5. jason73

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    im watching my niece and her punkass boyfriend move their shit out of my garage while smoking a joint and belittling the big meanie for not having a job
     
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    Just guttin' bitches for the fuck of it. I like how you roll sir.
     
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  7. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Sorry to laugh, but wish I was smoking and send him to the uk, he can further solidify the common twat's vote over here
     
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    HEATH VON DOOM Remember the 5th of November

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    I would be having a shitty day as well if i got a bitch drunk last night just so she could go home and call some other dude over to bang her.
     
  9. Shang Tsong2

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    Agreed. Lets be honest though mate its not like your ever gonna get a date with a woman now is it.


    Pipe down
     
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  10. HEATH VON DOOM

    HEATH VON DOOM Remember the 5th of November

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    Where are my boys @Mieshas Taint@Mieshas Taint and @Bozy@Bozy to school this wanker?
     
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  11. Nemo?

    Nemo? Too weird to live, too rare to die.

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    Rad Flush/refill

    repaired squeaking brakes

    itched my balls...twice.

    Made reference to masturbating in a charming and sly way.

    sung this song at the top of my lungs(and got everyone around me to start singing it)

     
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  12. Shang Tsong2

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    Whats a rad flush?
     
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  13. Shang Tsong2

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    Wait nvm i got it
     
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    cut down 15 money making trees and smoked a 8th of iller
     
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  16. Shang Tsong2

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    Whats iller?
     
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    The healing of the nation. :D
     
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    Took a manly sized shit- twice.
     
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    Does changing a tire count as manly? My piece of shit tire on my piece of shit car finally blew today. Luckily I had my "donut" tire with me. And luckily the donut tire still had the drywall screw in there that I put to plug the hole last time I drove on it. No bullshit.
     
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  21. Shang Tsong2

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    Dont fucking yell at me bro
     
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    Sold 1,500 ft of maple 1x4 and 53 sheets of B-2 - 3/4 maple plywood worth $10,000 and loaded it up myself.

    Took a shit

    Ate some beef stew
     
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    People get mad when I do that.
     
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  24. Nemo?

    Nemo? Too weird to live, too rare to die.

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    fuck'em Galt.....tell these folks how a G gets down.
     
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    Shiiit, I'm having my warm up drinks at 0700 in the morning and am about to kill some dogs.
     
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