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Limpy

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Not today but tomorrow I'm going to take my newest bike and pedal 60km to go buy some carrots, blueberries and cucumbers.

Sort of manly, sort of fruity.
 

SongExotic2

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Not today but tomorrow I'm going to take my newest bike and pedal 60km to go buy some carrots, blueberries and cucumbers.

Sort of manly, sort of fruity.
Fucking gay bro. Carjack a dodge charger and go to a brothel to make amends. And make sure you Fuck something, none of that I just wanna cuddle bullshit!
 

Limpy

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Fucking gay bro. Carjack a dodge charger and go to a brothel to make amends. And make sure you Fuck something, none of that I just wanna cuddle bullshit!
That sounds pretty manly but pushing yourself by riding that far for fun is a notch higher in my opinion.
 

SongExotic2

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Fucking gay bro. Carjack a dodge charger and go to a brothel to make amends. And make sure you Fuck something, none of that I just wanna cuddle bullshit!
Am I gonna have to come to Canada (probably want let me in) and take you out pussy slaying? Do they even have Mexican women up there?
 

SongExotic2

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That sounds pretty manly but pushing yourself by riding that far for fun is a notch higher in my opinion.
Enjoy kale wraps and jerking of to Japanese women eating squid.
 

Limpy

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Am I gonna have to come to Canada (probably want let me in) and take you out pussy slaying? Do they even have Mexican women up there?
No, we don't have many which sucks. Tanned women with dark hair are the best. At this point I'd take a chubby ginger I guess, I wonder if @Mieshas Taint is going to come visit Canada one day.
 

SongExotic2

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No, we don't have many which sucks. Tanned women with dark hair are the best. At this point I'd take a chubby ginger I guess, I wonder if @Mieshas Taint is going to come visit Canada one day.
I dont know if you have exposure to a spouse accent? Its quite possible if you haven't that upon hearing it you would pull a funny face and drop dread like that movie "the ring"
 

Limpy

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I dont know if you have exposure to a spouse accent? Its quite possible if you haven't that upon hearing it you would pull a funny face and drop dread like that movie "the ring"
I worked with a guy from Liverpool. He was awesome and I had to issue understanding him at all. The only annoying thing was listening to him talk shit about United and Everton 24/7.
 

SongExotic2

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I worked with a guy from Liverpool. He was awesome and I had to issue understanding him at all. The only annoying thing was listening to him talk shit about United and Everton 24/7.
Yeh they fucking do that
 
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I worked with a guy from Liverpool. He was awesome and I had to issue understanding him at all. The only annoying thing was listening to him talk shit about United and Everton 24/7.
Everton fan signing in.

My father in law lives in palm springs and has a house in Seattle...I am definitely wanting to come over and if I do I would definitely jump from Seattle up to Canada....I have a school friend who lives in Toronto.

Would absolutely love to make it there when I have time.
 

sparkuri

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I mowed the lawn, then I ripped a bunch of beams/borders our of my yard, then chopped down a tree. Then took all the rounds and split'em up to season in the sun. Then chopped a bunch of wood for the winter. Then marinated a bunch of chicken in terriyaki, then bought a 5th of Seagrams 7 and a 12-pack of 7up.
Just started the BBQ and firepit.
 

sparkuri

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Everton fan signing in.

My father in law lives in palm springs and has a house in Seattle...I am definitely wanting to come over and if I do I would definitely jump from Seattle up to Canada....I have a school friend who lives in Toronto.

Would absolutely love to make it there when I have time.
Well hit me up if you come up to Seattle, not tonight, cuz I'll be on my face in 3 hours
 

Limpy

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Oct 20, 2015
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I mowed the lawn, then I ripped a bunch of beams/borders our of my yard, then chopped down a tree. Then took all the rounds and split'em up to season in the sun. Then chopped a bunch of wood for the winter. Then marinated a bunch of chicken in terriyaki, then bought a 5th of Seagrams 7 and a 12-pack of 7up.
Just started the BBQ and firepit.
 

SongExotic2

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Everton fan signing in.

My father in law lives in palm springs and has a house in Seattle...I am definitely wanting to come over and if I do I would definitely jump from Seattle up to Canada....I have a school friend who lives in Toronto.

Would absolutely love to make it there when I have time.
Palm springs is nice but full of homos. To the point it will make you uncomfortable being there.

If you do go tho visit the cabazon outlets, some good deals to be had.

Just have to abide all the Chinese folks. They have no manners. Just be as rude as they are and they will sit the Fuck down
 
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Palm springs is nice but full of homos. To the point it will make you uncomfortable being there.

If you do go tho visit the cabazon outlets, some good deals to be had.

Just have to abide all the Chinese folks. They have no manners. Just be as rude as they are and they will sit the Fuck down

I think You underestimate my rudeness Sir.

I will sit ass down..When needed...I'll be yo man.
 

SongExotic2

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I think You underestimate my rudeness Sir.

I will sit ass down..When needed...I'll be yo man.
Them Chinese bitches are psychos. They fly over to spend 20 grand there. Not even kidding. I've seen some shit at that mall. I stop there often.

Mainly to see Chinese people
 

SongExotic2

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The Westin resort at rancho mirage is a good place to stay. About 7 miles from palm springs and not littered with puffs like the downtown area.

Also im not a homophobic asshole, that place is just gay central, and if your straight it kinda gets old real quick having people eye you up all the time. Never seen anything like it.

Decent food there tho.
 

Lord Vutulaki

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The Westin resort at rancho mirage is a good place to stay. About 7 miles from palm springs and not littered with puffs like the downtown area.

Also im not a homophobic asshole, that place is just gay central, and if your straight it kinda gets old real quick having people eye you up all the time. Never seen anything like it.

Decent food there tho.

You seem to attract a lot of attention from the gheys and post about it quite frequently.

Almost like youre practicing getting something off your chest
 

Limpy

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I went 55km on my bike today, not 60km. I thought it was longer to my destination but I was wrong. It took me around 2 hours and 20 minutes, that's pretty darn good for a 36 year old that just starting riding again.

Motherfuckers didn't have any blueberries though so I bought some peaches.
 

BWS

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CURLED 200LBS.........THEN I SHIT ON MY HAND AND SMEARED IT ACROSS MY FACE LIKE WAR PAINT.
 

BWS

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I WILL TRY AND POST MORE HERE. I AM JUST USED TO THE OG.......BUT ITS GETTING A LITTLE FAGGY NOW A DAYS. PEOPLE ALL OFFENDED ABOUT EVERYTHING OVER THERE LOL.
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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Not today but tomorrow I'm going to take my newest bike and pedal 60km to go buy some carrots, blueberries and cucumbers.

Sort of manly, sort of fruity.
Carrots are vegetables, bro. I think a cucumber is a fruit, but it's sort of used as a veggie. They even sell it with the other veggies at the grocery so it's sort of like a rebel fruit. Blueberries are full blown fruits, so you got that one right.

Have fun on your bike ride. That sounds a hell of a lot better than what I'm gonna be doing which is working.