Halloween thread - too early?!

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Lord Vutulaki

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If you need some help with that inevitable Thanksgiving, my white girl-ness can help you with the pumpkin pie. :tearsofjoy:

Funny you should mention white girls, Ive been thinking how much of an untapped resource they have been in my life. I havent serviced one since HS preferring more "exotic" types, must get my white girl game on.

So polo shirts, cargo shorts and boat shoes?
 

gangsterkathryn

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Funny you should mention white girls, Ive been thinking how much of an untapped resource they have been in my life. I havent serviced one since HS preferring more "exotic" types, must get my white girl game on.

So polo shirts, cargo shorts and boat shoes?
That's a bougie ass look, minus the cargo shorts.

I like dudes who dress casual, t-shirts and jeans or shorts.

My "white girl" game is a little off.
 

Lord Vutulaki

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That's a bougie ass look, minus the cargo shorts.

I like dudes who dress casual, t-shirts and jeans or shorts.

My "white girl" game is a little off.
Yeah youre a Jewess so a little bit more exotic than your say Southern Belle type

What about this kinda thing?

 

Yossarian

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I never had Halloween growing up so I am a bit detached from this American tradition. I do get to go see what the trick or treat shit is about when I take my boy. The impression I have though is that it looks like a comic con run amok, an explosion of miniature superheroes and mutants, some more convincing than the other.
 

Leigh

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WTF is Halloween celebrating anyway? it was a non event here growing up but social media has Aussie kids thinking its part of our culture when its not. Next were gonna be celebrating the 4th of July and Thanks Giving
The Great Pumpkin, according to Linus in Peanuts.
 

Disciplined Galt

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Yep Im starting to resemble this guy big time but that was due to not moisturizing and being on a PL diet, I got all ashy and shit, now that im clean shaven daily my skin has bounced back with its youthful radiance. Im even thinking of upping my skin bleaching game.
We'll make you a good Thai yet.
 

Lord Vutulaki

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We'll make you a good Thai yet.

lol no, Thais are among the most mentally retarded people I have met, true fucking spastics who genuinely think Thailand is something besides a cheap holiday. Good food, reasonable women (Viets are hotter) and nice enough people but dumb as fuck.
 

Disciplined Galt

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lol no, Thais are among the most mentally retarded people I have met, true fucking spastics who genuinely think Thailand is something besides a cheap holiday. Good food, reasonable women (Viets are hotter) and nice enough people but dumb as fuck.
And I suppose these are Thais from all walks of life?
 

Leigh

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lol no, Thais are among the most mentally retarded people I have met, true fucking spastics who genuinely think Thailand is something besides a cheap holiday. Good food, reasonable women (Viets are hotter) and nice enough people but dumb as fuck.
I'm pretty sure Thais don't have the monopoly on stupidity.

Also, not calling you on it but Spastic is pretty offensive.
 

Lord Vutulaki

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I'm pretty sure Thais don't have the monopoly on stupidity.

Also, not calling you on it but Spastic is pretty offensive.
You ever been to thailand? Compared with the much resource poorer Fiji they are generally speaking overly nationalistic to the point of outright stupidity.

Ask.the average Fijian if fiji is the greatest nation and they'll lol at you ask a thai and they will confirm that it is in fact the greatest at everything including bobsledding ffs
 

Leigh

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You ever been to thailand? Compared with the much resource poorer Fiji they are generally speaking overly nationalistic to the point of outright stupidity.

Ask.the average Fijian if fiji is the greatest nation and they'll lol at you ask a thai and they will confirm that it is in fact the greatest at everything including bobsledding ffs
No I have not
 

Lord Vutulaki

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No I have not
Go there, interact with the locals and youll see just how stupid they are on average.

In saying that Australians are dumb as fuck and we have no excuses except for British colonization and oppression which are pretty good excuses. The Thais never got colonized
 

Leigh

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Go there, interact with the locals and youll see just how stupid they are on average.

In saying that Australians are dumb as fuck and we have no excuses except for British colonization and oppression which are pretty good excuses. The Thais never got colonized
No, flights are a few hundred quid. I'm part Asian, remember?
 

Hauler

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Back on topic...I love Halloween. I don't dress up anymore unless someone throws a costume party, but that's sort of a thing of the past now that all my buddies have kids. Now I just take my fire pit to the front driveway, grab a 6er of beer and hand out candy to the kiddoes.
 

Super Dave

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Love Halloween. It's my favourite holiday so I always make sure to book time off from work around it.

Main focus is always decorating the house. I've started shopping for decorations and they go up October 1st.

I don't usually dress up because I prefer to stay in but that will probably change once my son gets older.