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Punch

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Replaced most of the fixtures (electrical and plumbing) in both the guest and master bathroom. Switched out the towel racks to match.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
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Snapped a spark plug taking it out.


And then got certified as a qualified independent maintenance technician on a popular engine brand
 
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Ongoing project of manliness here:
finished removing the old paint and plaster from a concrete ceiling. I used a wire hand brush until my shoulder was strong enough to handle a cordless gun with a wire-brush head. Then I examine the bulging crack and decided to take a f'n hammer drill to that shit cause I'm not going to spread a 5mm layer of plaster and then try to feather that shit out. I now have a softball-sized hole in the ceiling. Not deterred, I took a picture of that shit and went to the hardware store. I did my best in Polish to explain the situation, gave the dude a snapshot of the damage and figured out which plaster coating will be best for the hole fill and then which for the base coat and the finish. Consumed under 1000 calories (waaaay under) the whole day.
Frying up kielbasa (swojska) and then assess if I want to apply primer this evening or just smoke and drink.
 
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Punch

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Ongoing project of manliness here:
finished removing the old paint and plaster from a concrete ceiling. I used a wire hand brush until my shoulder was strong enough to handle a cordless gun with a wire-brush head. Then I examine the bulging crack and decided to take a f'n hammer drill to that shit cause I'm not going to spread a 5mm layer of plaster and then try to feather that shit out. I now have a softball-sized hole in the ceiling. Not deterred, I took a picture of that shit and went to the hardware store. I did my best in Polish to explain the situation, gave the dude a snapshot of the damage and figured out which plaster coating will be best for the hole fill and then which for the base coat and the finish. Consumed under 1000 calories (waaaay under) the whole day.
Frying up kielbasa (swojska) and then assess if I want to apply primer this evening or just smoke and drink.
Smoke, apply primer, drink. :D
 

Wild

Zi Nazi
Admin
Dec 31, 2014
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Got my youngest up, fixed her breakfast while she got ready...posted some early morning MMA news here, while I waited for her to eat & put a pork loin in the oven. Took her to the gym for cheerleading practice. Picked her up, brought her home, took the pork loin out of the oven. Just popped a beer and sitting down for some afternoon football. Gonna fire the grill up in a bit.

Wife's at a cheer competition with the oldest in Indy, so I'm on duty today.
 

SlapheadGiraffe

Posting Machine
Jun 21, 2016
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Ran two kettlebell classes, joined in on both.
Took the little guy to a hallowe'en disco, played dinosaurs and hide and seek with him while the missus slept with fucking jet lag.

Waiting in the curry house for a vindaloo hot jalfrezi with a free beer as my order is 30 minutes late.
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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60,014
I just mowed my front yard while barefoot. Probably more stupid than manly, but fuck shoes when it's this nice outside.
Now it's time for some Guinness and football.
 

jason73

Auslander Raus
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
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Changed over to my winter tires.had my 10 year old son help/work against me.then we ate steaks for lunch
 

Grateful Dude

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May 30, 2016
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I know I've posted similar stuff on here before about this thing, but it still seems appropriate for the thread.

I just got out of a cave, and once again there was a fucking rattlesnake in there. It's not the most relaxing thing to do in a confined space. Fuck him lol. All good though no strikes and he mostly tried to stay away from us. Here is "Mr. Shithead".



I'm pretty much just like Indiana Jones

 

Grateful Dude

TMMAC Addict
May 30, 2016
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Less manly, but also just found a little checkered garter snake. He wouldn't sit still so the pic kind of sucks, but you get the idea


 

Odins Fleshlight

I suffer from baby dick syndrome
Nov 2, 2016
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I was trying to kickstart an old shit bike a customer brought in and I went to kick start and my foot smashed straight to the ground. I broke the lever off and now Im at urgent care lol
 
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Punch

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I was trying to kickstart an old shit bike a customer brought in and I went to kick start and my foot smashed straight to the ground. I broke the lever off and now Im at urgent care lol
Damn! Feel better homie, and welcome to TMMAC.
 

Wild

Zi Nazi
Admin
Dec 31, 2014
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I was trying to kickstart an old shit bike a customer brought in and I went to kick start and my foot smashed straight to the ground. I broke the lever off and now Im at urgent care lol
See if the nurse will give you a quick reach around to help alleviate pain. Welcome to TMMAC.
 

Tom O'Bedlam

Resident loon.
First 100
Jan 17, 2015
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Yesterday I carried my 40 pound son with one arm and walked my dog with the other for almost a mile. Then I took a selfie to record the badassery to use as a guilt trip for my son later.

"I don't care if your friends are looking, I carried your heavy ass for years. give your father a hug!."
 

nuraknu

savage
Jul 20, 2016
6,246
10,756
Today I told a blue ball tale, and I thought it was pretty manly of me to reply to that thread just to amuse Socrates @The OriginalTUFer since I don't have any balls. :cool:

Plus I would like to point out that no one else has shared theirs yet...let's go with the funny stories people.