General I'm with a fat drunk chick that thinks she's getting laid

[mysticmac]

She's not.

Looking for my exit strategy.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Just drink more and let her smother you

 

[mysticmac]

Just drink more and let her smother you

No.

 

[Robbie Hart]

No.

Yes

 

[mysticmac]

Yes

No.

 

[Robbie Hart]

No.

Just let her swallow you......inside her gunt

 

[Nemo?]

How big are her boobs?

 

[otaku1]

She's not.

Looking for my exit strategy.

Why are you invading @teamquestnorth 's territory?

 

[Onetrickpony]

Throw some chicken nuggets in the other direction and run.

 

[mysticmac]

I escaped. I told the manager to cut her off too.

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

Tell your sister to go home, she is drunk.

 

[mysticmac]

Tell your sister to go home, she is drunk.

OMG

 

[mysticmac]

Fuck, she found me.

 

[Filthy]

you wanted to be found

 

[Robbie Hart]

Fuck, she found me.

 

[mysticmac]

you wanted to be found

No.

 

[Filthy]

No.

i bet you left a trail of bon-bons

 

[Onetrickpony]

i bet you left a trail of bon-bons

Rubbed himself with bacon fat and she's hungry like the wolf.

 

[Filthy]

plot twist - it's a fat drunk dude. And he gets laid.

 

[mysticmac]

Left her again.

 

[Robbie Hart]

How big are her boobs?

Best question that's been asked

 

[Pitbull9]

Throw some chicken nuggets in the other direction and run.

Hahahahahahaha people just looked at me laughing

 

[Wild]

She's not.

Looking for my exit strategy.

Call @teamquestnorth for reinforcements.

 

[SongExotic2]

OP HAS A SMALL PECKER


OTHERWISE HED BE UP TO HIS NUTS IN GUTS RIGHT NOW!

 

[mysticmac]

OP HAS A SMALL PECKER


OTHERWISE HED BE UP TO HIS NUTS IN GUTS RIGHT NOW!

No dude. I nail nines on the reg.