General I'm with a fat drunk chick that thinks she's getting laid

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Tuc Ouiner

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May 19, 2016
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ah what a tangled web we weave in the quest for the heffer to remember trophy on the ole bedside nightstand... why don't 'cha heave a few more pints down the gullet and make us proud! Let the lardy-lass have her way. They need love too.
 

SongExotic2

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She just started a thread on the UG about some skinny Connor fan who wanted to go down on her but she told to fuck off
 

mysticmac

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Its clear you enjoyed the attention a bit more than you would like to admit ;)
Oh, I gave her a ride to a second bar. Don't get me wrong she was friendly and all. I just realized at the second bar, she thought we were banging, so I looked to ditch.