Did you get smothered?
You mean he smothered himself in lotion and jerked off to some BBW on pornhub.
No, i meant smothered as in died a miserable death.....that's what I was hoping for.....
Whats it matter, its not like he got anywhere with her?
Shut up, Throbbie.No, i meant smothered as in died a miserable death.....that's what I was hoping for.....
Too late Nancy, let us know
The biggest gripe I have with fat women is I can never work out how big thier tits are. If they slimmed down and lost the fat how much tit would they lose?
Stolen joke alert:
A fat chick bragging about how big her tits are is like an unemployed person bragging about having the day off.
why not offer the lass a roll-in-the-hay or better yet a roll-in-powdered-sugar and the smart money says my lad will find ample damp spots to pump up the jam-- boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
C U N T
Fucking stugots!
Sounds to me like the fat girl used 'the work call' to give you the slip.
That would have been welcomed.
Had a fat girlfriend about 4 years ago. She used to treat me to expensive dinners and spoke English with public school accent. Stupidly I dumped her, last I heard she's married to an American doctor now.
Order her a large pizza, it will occupy her for at least 5 minutes so you can get away.
There was a pizza place next door that she wanted to go to. I'd imagine she ended up there.