General I'm with a fat drunk chick that thinks she's getting laid

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mysticmac

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Oct 18, 2015
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So I met with a friend today. He said he went to the bar across the street the next night. I guess the bartenders were complaining about a fatty that came in the night before tanked off her ass that was chatting everybody up and randomly grabbing guys by their ass. She was also telling them she had four hotel rooms to go to (rumors, imo). We all think it was the same land whale after I ditched her for a second time.

This was the pizza place I referred to earlier.
 
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KWingJitsu

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Nov 15, 2015
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1ST PAGE HAS NO PICS!

I SWEAR TO GOD IF I COME BACK AND THERE ARE NO PICS OF FAT TITTIES.....
 

mysticmac

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Oct 18, 2015
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I guess she was at the second bar I ditched her at for over an hour after I left. Before heading over to the pizza place bar.
 

mysticmac

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Sounds like you have really followed up on the gossip on this girl. Are you crushing?
Laughing. I told my friends about it for a good laugh and got the info about the pizza place. I also went back to the last bar I was at that day, and the bartender asked me about her as soon as I sat down. She then told me that she left an hour after I did and fatty was still there.
 

Freeloading Rusty

Here comes Rover, sniffin’ at your ass
Jan 11, 2016
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Laughing. I told my friends about it for a good laugh and got the info about the pizza place. I also went back to the last bar I was at that day, and the bartender asked me about her as soon as I sat down. She then told me that she left an hour after I did and fatty was still there.
Sounds like the highlight of your week.

Question is, what kind of pizza did she order? Half sausage, full pineapple?