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yuki2054

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I had another driving lesson today (even though i am still shit). Just a little bit better than i was before i had it.

Also i got a text about a possible (temporary) job, so i called them back, and she said the woman who is running it, is out of the office. Then about an hour later, the right woman did call me up, and i had a little chat with her, and she said she would take me name down!

Things are really starting to look up!

J
 

yuki2054

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If you live near Leicester, Robbie Hart @Robbie Hart needs someone to wash the windows of his estate and sexually satisfy his wife. He pays well.
i can't do that. in fact i couldn't satisfy my own wife. and i can't really afford this call girl. but that's for keeping me in consideration okay>?
 

SongExotic2

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Remember!

Don't tell the job lady about hookers or poker
 

yuki2054

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Remember!

Don't tell the job lady about hookers or poker
thanks song 2, i already did the job agency tests in their office, about a month or two ago. Now they have contacted me about this one, and she said she would take me in to consideration. i may not get it, because of my breathing. But actually my breathing is like 90% better, now that i am off my meds. So if i can just try and keep my head screwed on, something should come up eventually,

Also, i want to do the masters, i have been offered a place on, in september, because i think the degree i did, despite nearly killing me, has done me good, so if i can do a masters as well, that will help as well, assuming i get it.

It is so difficult to get a job these days. In our parent's and grandparent's days, a degree pretty much assured you a job for life. It's not like that any more i'm afraid!

John.
 

yuki2054

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You can't drive? Why am I not surprised
i actually was banned, because of my medical condition. but i was able to get that over turned some months ago, and i've had about 6 lessons now, and i am on to my second driving instructor. If i can learn to drive, that will help me, and if i can learn to fuck, that will also help me. That is why i need these pros.

It's all a learning curve. A bell curve you might say??
 

jason73

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Don't tell me that your wife used to drive you around
 

yuki2054

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she used to drive me round the bend you mean? she is learning as well. we use the bus, and walk.....
 

Qat

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I wonder when you will finally start your threads with "Dear diary,"
 
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@Splinty is there a "you're a dork" rating?
It will save me from having to spell it on a daily basis.

I'll get one for you right after I reactivate your chat

Yeah it would save me from having to rate his shitty jokes "optimistic" as well

I'll try to be more original...

Threaten to leave, copy and paste 'great thread...'

Just real class A jokes I could be putting out there.