General John2054 megathread: my name was just mentioned on live uk national radio, cool huh?!

[yuki2054]

Ask her if you can donkey punch her

She ate me out, i ate her out, and we did it. good job all round! xx

 

[SongExotic2]

She ate me out, i ate her out, and we did it. good job all round! xx

You shouldn't eat hooker pussy man.


Unless you shitfaced



Then its okay

 

[yuki2054]

You shouldn't eat hooker pussy man.


Unless you shitfaced



Then its okay

she's actually teaching me a valuable skill, which i want to put on my cv? maybe not! lol seriously though, she actually tasted a bit fresher this time! ahahaha wtf, and i called her the wrong name at one point, which pissed her off! lol

 

[SongExotic2]

she's actually teaching me a valuable skill, which i want to put on my cv? maybe not! lol seriously though, she actually tasted a bit fresher this time! ahahaha wtf, and i called her the wrong name at one point, which pissed her off! lol

Ahhh that's happened to me before. Now I just call all woman bitch so there's no confusion. It helped a lot

 

[SongExotic2]

she's actually teaching me a valuable skill, which i want to put on my cv? maybe not! lol seriously though, she actually tasted a bit fresher this time! ahahaha wtf, and i called her the wrong name at one point, which pissed her off! lol

Maybe she popped a smint in there right before you met up?

 

[yuki2054]

Maybe she popped a smint in there right before you met up?

she's teaching me how hard to suck, and how she likes me to put the finger in! sorry if i appear a bit drunk, i had a couple of beers with a mate afterwards. GOOD LUCK! lol

 

[SongExotic2]

she's teaching me how hard to suck, and how she likes me to put the finger in! sorry if i appear a bit drunk, i had a couple of beers with a mate afterwards. GOOD LUCK! lol

Hmmm. Most hookers I read about hate having a finger popped in there for some reason. Strippers on the other hand are way more keen for a quick fingerblast. Apparently.


I think that means she likes you!

 

[yuki2054]

Hmmm. Most hookers I read about hate having a finger popped in there for some reason. Strippers on the other hand are way more keen for a quick fingerblast. Apparently.


I think that means she likes you!

I did more than just that you know? I also sucked, and tongued, and had a bj from, and sex with a condom as well. i wanted to do it without one, but company policy, you get the drift???

 

[jason73]

sorry jason, brother, can you just please send me a link to this 'rizin ppv chat room', no offence, but i want to see what you have said about me, okay? You should let a guy defend himself, right???

i told them you are a huge faget.you have to pay 20 bucks to get in to the room

 

[SongExotic2]

I did more than just that you know? I also sucked, and tongued, and had a bj from, and sex with a condom as well. i wanted to do it without one, but company policy, you get the drift???

Okay don't bang hookers bareback. That's not a good idea at all, especially if they are willing to do it, that means theyve done it before with other perverts who have who knows what

 

[SongExotic2]

Ha!


I just realised johns a john!

 

[yuki2054]

i told them you are a huge faget.you have to pay 20 bucks to get in to the room

just send me the link, okay?

 

[yuki2054]

Okay don't bang hookers bareback. That's not a good idea at all, especially if they are willing to do it, that means theyve done it before with other perverts who have who knows what

no she said she wouldn't do it. and i don't want to force myself on her, cos i could be done for rape. you get the deal?

 

[SongExotic2]

no she said she wouldn't do it. and i don't want to force myself on her, cos i could be done for rape. you get the deal?

Just don't go bareback with hookers. Loook what it did to Charlie sheen! One minute winning, next minute in the Freddy mercury club

 

[yuki2054]

Just don't go bareback with hookers. Loook what it did to Charlie sheen! One minute winning, next minute in the Freddy mercury club

fuck it man. if this one wants my little baby men, fuck it man! lol

 

[jason73]

no she said she wouldn't do it. and i don't want to force myself on her, cos i could be done for rape. you get the deal?

it never stopped you before

 

[yuki2054]

it never stopped you before

lol

 

[SongExotic2]

fuck it man. if this one wants my little baby men, fuck it man! lol

No silly you will catch SARS and your pecked will drop off

 

[Lukewarm Carl]

No silly you will catch SARS and your pecked will drop off

This is true. It happened to me on more than one occasion.

 

[yuki2054]

No silly you will catch SARS and your pecked will drop off

I don't even know what that is, but we only live once right. Gods sake, my dick is already dead. Its a miracle that we can do it at all!

 

[SongExotic2]

I don't even know what that is, but we only live once right. Gods sake, my dick is already dead. Its a miracle that we can do it at all!

Probably them meds they had you on. If not you could always try some Chinese Viagra?

 

[yuki2054]

Probably them meds they had you on. If not you could always try some Chinese Viagra?

lol, jk , well my dick is shit, but i think these years of taking meds, and self abuse, have been a big factor, i guess i have some catching up to do?!?

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

I have two theories about the very surprising longevity of this poster. Which is more likely?

1) @john2054 is related to either @Splinty or @Wild - or perhaps both.

2) Splinty has taken a heel turn and is actively trolling TMMAC.

 

[jason73]

i think we get a government subsidy for letting retards post here

 

[yuki2054]

i think we get a government subsidy for letting retards post here

ur only jealous right?