General Post your height, weight, age and street fighting style and ill tell you how id beat you
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I've never kamikazed an English Mexican midget...not sure my conscience could handle the plundering.
I've never seen a colon before.
Okay everyone has been addressed, handing this 4 pager in less than an hour over to you faggots
THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT!
THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT!
Oy. That's why I can smell you from Florida. Stanky ass.
Here's the one I use.
Ran out 2 days back
You wash in alligator piss and bath salt zombies dribble
Don't know about good colon when u see it
Also Mickey mouse is a cunt.
There I said it
There I said it
He's too rich.
He's prolapsed...that's literally his colon you're smelling. GROSS!
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
6', 170/175lbs. 37 years old. Stupid long reach. Boxed and dabbled in bjj off and on for years. I'm also a country boy which means I may be carrying a gun and will always be carrying a knife. It also means that if I can pick something up, I'll hit you with it.
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I'd defeat
@seekntruth by playing the eagles
@seekntruth by playing the eagles
I don't know what this means. Must be some Nashville cunt joke I don't getI'd defeat
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I'd beat you 5-1 like Nashville
Now the wood elf@Leigh I would defeat very easily.
Awesome bomb onto a curiously placed mortal Kombat spike.
And that would be that
@conor mcgregor nut hugger would be the easiest to defeat I reckon.
I'd just make another great thread, and while he was reading it again I'd snap his neck like a chicken.
Squick.
Done
I'd just make another great thread, and while he was reading it again I'd snap his neck like a chicken.
Squick.
Done
I'd beat lars easily also.
About 350 unanswered strikes to the back of the head.
And a quick scissor kick once he was out
7'2, 180lbs, 1% body fat, Blue eyes, also know as Night King.
Actually now I think about it
@BirdWatcher may be my easiest foe.
I'd just put a bust of a moose's ass on display, and while he was busy exploring it's caverns with his flappy dick I'd just sneak up and uppercut him in the nose.
Push the bone into his Brain
@BirdWatcher may be my easiest foe. I'd just put a bust of a moose's ass on display, and while he was busy exploring it's caverns with his flappy dick I'd just sneak up and uppercut him in the nose.
Push the bone into his Brain
I'd shoot him in the face with a Mossberg7'2, 180lbs, 1% body fat, Blue eyes, also know as Night King.
I'd let my 6"2 225 bodyguard deal with you and shit taco Bell all over your face.
Not worth my time
I had to look up a mossberg via google. We brits use fists followed by a pint.
Id employ Nepalese boxing on you, its a form of boxing used at high altitude on uneven terrain, much of the footwork borrowed from the sure footed mountain goat of the region.
Lol I bet you love anaconda.