General John2054 megathread: my name was just mentioned on live uk national radio, cool huh?!

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Hauler

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an.nonnymous said:
it's been a bad day, cos i got dumped. again. she thinks i have been sleeping with hookers, when i really haven't.
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Everybody knows you don't pay hookers to sleep.
You pay them to leave.

Explain that to her and I'm sure everything will be cool.
 
yuki2054

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sure. i have tried with her, i really have. but when she tells me that she is seeing someone else, you know, i can't keep on doing this. oh yes, and i haven't been sleeping with hookers, for the record okay. not since before her. she read a message on my phone today, which appeared to say that i was looking for a online brothel with my mate, but i swear, i didn't send that message recently. it is like over two months old. i think she made a mistake, then i couldn't find it at all when i looked in it. then she said we are even, when she admitted that she is seeing someone else now. i really REALLY don't need this right now!

And no i'm not lying....
 
Lord Vutulaki

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an.nonnymous said:
sure. i have tried with her, i really have. but when she tells me that she is seeing someone else, you know, i can't keep on doing this. oh yes, and i haven't been sleeping with hookers, for the record okay. not since before her. she read a message on my phone today, which appeared to say that i was looking for a online brothel with my mate, but i swear, i didn't send that message recently. it is like over two months old. i think she made a mistake, then i couldn't find it at all when i looked in it. then she said we are even, when she admitted that she is seeing someone else now. i really REALLY don't need this right now!

And no i'm not lying....
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Enough about her, do you ever have the urge to bash your own nuts in with a hammer?
 
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an.nonnymous said:
im feeling depressed now. congratulations. and good luck. im not supposed to swear, because it sets a bad example. and im also not going to give any more of my secrets away, cos you guys go to town on that gossip. okay???
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This place was much better when you weren't here.

Nobody likes you.
 
yuki2054

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Song2054 said:
What makes her think that?

That sucks dude. Maybe she will wisen up?
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i can't keep on doing this. i have chased her for two months. sure the sex was fantastic, but it really has been doing my head in, how she keeps on dumping me, i really am struggling here. Anyway, i have asked me wife back. Didi thinks she can do so much better than me. Well good for her. I hope one day she remembers me... :-(
 
gangsterkathryn

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an.nonnymous said:
sure. i have tried with her, i really have. but when she tells me that she is seeing someone else, you know, i can't keep on doing this. oh yes, and i haven't been sleeping with hookers, for the record okay. not since before her. she read a message on my phone today, which appeared to say that i was looking for a online brothel with my mate, but i swear, i didn't send that message recently. it is like over two months old. i think she made a mistake, then i couldn't find it at all when i looked in it. then she said we are even, when she admitted that she is seeing someone else now. i really REALLY don't need this right now!

And no i'm not lying....
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an.nonnymous said:
i can't keep on doing this. i have chased her for two months. sure the sex was fantastic, but it really has been doing my head in, how she keeps on dumping me, i really am struggling here. Anyway, i have asked me wife back. Didi thinks she can do so much better than me. Well good for her. I hope one day she remembers me... :-(
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Run away.

Get your wife back.

End of struggle.
 
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