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[Chief]

Lol he's on 56% white privilege mode, if he'll make babies with a white girl his kids white privilege will rise.

Too late. My son is a quadroon.

 

[delightone]

Too late. My son is a quadroon.

I'll be honest i had too google that, never knew they had a name for it

 

[seekntruth]

Too late. My son is a quadroon.

I'm so pasty I had to google that.

 

[seekntruth]

I'll be honest i had too google that, never knew they had a name for it

Indeed sir

 

[Chief]

I'll be honest i had too google that, never knew they had a name for it

I learned it from this skit when he sad "Afternoon my octaroon"

 

[Deleted member 1]

Alright got the kit for me and my wife.
You have to spit so much saliva into a plastic tube and then mix it with a blue solution to stabilize it. Then it gets it off in a pre labeled UPS box.

I guess I have six to eight weeks to wait now.

 

[seekntruth]

Alright got the kit for me and my wife.
You have to spit so much saliva into a plastic tube and then mix it with a blue solution to stabilize it. Then it gets it off in a pre labeled UPS box.

I guess I have six to eight weeks to wait now.

RIP Splinty-O's white privilege.

 

[Robbie Hart]

How did that work out @Chief ?

I can't be bothered to read every post.....sorry

 

[seekntruth]

How did that work out @Chief ?

I can't be bothered to read every post.....sorry

He won white privilege.

 

[Mix6APlix]

I did. Told me what I already knew.

 

[seekntruth]

I did. Told me what I already knew.

Post the results so we can google image search for authenticity.

 

[Mix6APlix]

Lol. You got your moments...

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Lol. You got your moments...

Actually, he is quite hysterical. More than just "moments."

 

[Mix6APlix]

Just for @Galt, I'll say the result came in a box and not an envelope and just had an eggplant in it.

I then made delicious melanzana parmigiana.

 

[Mix6APlix]

Actually, he is quite hysterical. More than just "moments."

life is just a series of moments. don't oversell it.

 

[member 3289]

Alright got the kit for me and my wife.
You have to spit so much saliva into a plastic tube and then mix it with a blue solution to stabilize it. Then it gets it off in a pre labeled UPS box.

I guess I have six to eight weeks to wait now.

Does "redneck" show up on a DNA test?

 

[Deleted member 1]

RIP Splinty-O's white privilege.

Nothing else could make this life more interesting

Does "redneck" show up on a DNA test?

No matter the results, I suspect that's a safe bet.

 

[Deleted member 1]

life is just a series of moments. don't oversell it.

She's been getting a series of moments from that seek'n dongaroo

 

[gangsterkathryn]

life is just a series of moments. don't oversell it.

Well, then he spends many of those moments making me laugh, but he has more of them than you think.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

She's been getting a series of moments from that seek'n dongaroo

My bodyguard.

 

[seekntruth]

She's been getting a series of moments from that seek'n dongaroo

My ancestry results said "84% white chocolate" & "16% donganeese"

 

[Deleted member 1]

Well, then he spends many of those moments making me laugh, but he has more of them than you think.

Women have been laughing at me my entire life!

 

[Robbie Hart]

Women have been laughing at me my entire life!

I've heard

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Women have been laughing at me my entire life!

Is that how you got your wife to the altar? She was laughing so hard, she didn't even realize it?
And when they asked if she took you, she thought that was even funnier and did that thing where you nod in hysterics?

 

[seekntruth]

Is that how you got your wife to the altar? She was laughing so hard, she didn't even realize it?
And when they asked if she took you, she thought that was even funnier and did that thing where you nod in hysterics?

*cheesey rating goes here*