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[Ghost Bro]

Do they take saliva or do you have to splooge?

 

[seekntruth]

Do they take saliva or do you have to splooge?

Go on...

 

[Ghost Bro]

Go on...

When my cup comes you can help.

 

[Deleted member 1]

Do they take saliva or do you have to splooge?

I assume that it's either. So I sent the splooge.

 

[Chief]

Do they take saliva or do you have to splooge?

You spit in a tube. What you spit is up to you.

 

[Greek777]

It's a conspiracy don't send them your fluids

 

[SongExotic2]

Dang u a cocktail.

 

[SongExotic2]

That's a lot of Native American.

It doesn't specify which tribe tho. So I'm still claiming to be the hardest Indian on the forum

 

[Lukewarm Carl]

Dang u a cocktail.

And rumor has it that I go down easy.







Wait.. what?

 

[SongExotic2]

And rumor has it that I go down easy.







Wait.. what?

2 Natty ice and blowing a trucker is like an Indian quincinera.

 

[SongExotic2]

I remember my quincinera

It was a 2003 Freightliner with 290 thousand miles. You wouldn't guess it tho . Clean as a whistle .

Drivers dick wasn't tho.


I'm war Chief now

 

[SongExotic2]

Man I should really go get my blood tested. I was talking to my Indian buddy yesterday . I remember the day we found out I had a native family member. He was pissed like I was an invading Viking. I told him my tribe would kill his and steal his welfare

 

[SongExotic2]

For the record I am whiter than Tom Hanks but my great grandma is 100% Chumash. 100 % . I'm basically prince Phillip with a bow and arrow

 

[Chief]

Man I should really go get my blood tested. I was talking to my Indian buddy yesterday . I remember the day we found out I had a native family member. He was pissed like I was an invading Viking. I told him my tribe would kill his and steal his welfare

I really want to see your results now lol.

 

[kneeblock]

This explains my Nosferatu-like complexion.
Wife data pending.

Bro I've seen your real photo and you're legit darker than me. Clearly you were swapping spit with an Aryan dude before sending this in.

 

[SongExotic2]

I really want to see your results now lol.

Me too. My American family only starts in Missouri about 200 years back from what I can find. I bet my Indian heritage goes all the way back to Japan and the days of the fuedal ninja clans tho

 

[SongExotic2]

Bro I've seen your real photo and you're legit darker than me. Clearly you were swapping spit with an Aryan dude before sending this in.

 

[Chief]

Me too. My American family only starts in Missouri about 200 years back from what I can find. I bet my Indian heritage goes all the way back to Japan and the days of the fuedal ninja clans tho

Whats a coincidence. My American family goes back 200 something years also. Somewhere in Virginia on an auction block.

 

[SongExotic2]

Whats a coincidence. My American family goes back 200 something years also. Somewhere in Virginia on an auction block.

We should cyber

 

[IschKabibble]

It's a conspiracy don't send them your fluids

 

[Sex Chicken]

Do they take saliva or do you have to splooge?

Let me save you the time and money.

Ghostbro
Fuck Nut 25%
Ass Clown 75%

 

[Robbie Hart]

Let me save you the time and money.

Ghostbro
Fuck Nut 25%
Ass Clown 75%

Sexual chicken 1% chicken
99% pees sitting down

 

[Sex Chicken]

My results came in last week.

Sex Chicken
World Class Striker 50%
Elite Grappler 50%

Just as I suspected.

 

[Ghost Bro]

Let me save you the time and money.

Ghostbro
Fuck Nut 25%
Ass Clown 75%

Definitely thought I'd have more penis in me, well worth, thank you.

 

[Greek777]

Epic Dr Strangelove reference in a thread about getting DNA analyzed in a lab in 2017

Imagine if you could've told them about this stuff back then