General Hurricane Harvey is not f*cking around
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Flights cost too much to go over there, then find a contact for a weapon... way too much of a hassle.
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Just wanted to clarify for our British, Irish, and Australian forum members:
The title of this thread means "Hurricane Harvey is not f*cking about".
The title of this thread means "Hurricane Harvey is not f*cking about".
He's takin' the piss m8s
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Fucking Sabine is like this the whole time, but also with hot country chicks twerking in muddy thongs. We literally just drink beer and watch people be epic tools and douchebags and the occasional tit pops out. I could have banged a pretty hot chick last year, but I'm taken and there's something not appealing about a chick out there for 3 days that may or may not have had a shower and muddy water all up in her lady parts
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Cajun Navy and Redneck Army.
I can't imagine what the rest of the country thinks of this
I can't imagine what the rest of the country thinks of this
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Just when I think I'm a real southerner, I read shit like this and realize how foreign it sounds to me...
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It's pretty fucking nuts.
This is coming from the guy who was born and has lived most of his life in Florida.
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Just found out a friend had to leave for pig and horses behind.
The horses are outside and survive the storm but now at risk for river rot. They are in about 3 feet of water but the water startin to go down. Trying somebody to go save them.
The house is a total loss so they put the pig inside before they left in hopes that it could go up the stairs.
Well sure enough, somebody checked on the pig and the report is "pig's on a lazy boy, chilling". Lol. 100lb+ pig happy as can be hanging out on an island inside a house full of water
The horses are outside and survive the storm but now at risk for river rot. They are in about 3 feet of water but the water startin to go down. Trying somebody to go save them.
The house is a total loss so they put the pig inside before they left in hopes that it could go up the stairs.
Well sure enough, somebody checked on the pig and the report is "pig's on a lazy boy, chilling". Lol. 100lb+ pig happy as can be hanging out on an island inside a house full of water
I'm well educated and wear J. Crew, but god dammit if I don't know my roots. We go to these mud rally's all the time. Hell, if we're bored, we either kayak the Atchafalya or go mud riding. It's crazy when I take my friends that grew up in the city out. It's like they're from a different state haha
Ah but you host the majesty manatee in your region. If there is a more graceful aquatic mammal alive I certainly haven't seen it.
And I understood some years back that they were facing a real danger of extinction, sadly. Something about being run over by motor boats. The last I heard Jimmy Buffet was trying mightily to save them but got into some kind of manatee turf war with another organization, possibly Greenpeace?
Houstonians refuse to buy Dallas Cowboys coolers during Hurricane Harvey
Even as a life-threatening hurricane barreled toward Texas, Houstonians refused to purchase Dallas Cowboys coolers.
A photo posted to Twitter by Amjad Ismail showed the cooler section in a Walmart completely emptied except for Dallas Cowboys coolers.
"Even in a hurricane no one is taking the Cowboys coolers," Ismail wrote
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And the self made gas crisis has started.
Dammit.
There isn't a a gas shortage if everyone just filled up like usual. But social media started a panic and now austin, dallas, everywhere is filling up their vehicles.
Heres my irresponsible apartment complex:
I just got word from a friend that works for the city of houston saying that Houston is running out of gas. I just went to 3 different gas stations and people are fighting over gas and some gas stations have already ran out of gas. We will be out of gas for the next week or maybe even a few weeks. The Gulf Coast pipe lines have been cut off and it may takes weeks for us to get gas down here. Dallas is in the same situation right now as we speak. If you can go, go fill up your tanks ASAP. I care for my community, so I thought everyone should know what I just found out from a friend. Have a goodnight everyone.
Kindest Regards,
And just like that, she ordered hundreds to empty the nearby gas station that was okay before
Dammit.
There isn't a a gas shortage if everyone just filled up like usual. But social media started a panic and now austin, dallas, everywhere is filling up their vehicles.
Heres my irresponsible apartment complex:
I just got word from a friend that works for the city of houston saying that Houston is running out of gas. I just went to 3 different gas stations and people are fighting over gas and some gas stations have already ran out of gas. We will be out of gas for the next week or maybe even a few weeks. The Gulf Coast pipe lines have been cut off and it may takes weeks for us to get gas down here. Dallas is in the same situation right now as we speak. If you can go, go fill up your tanks ASAP. I care for my community, so I thought everyone should know what I just found out from a friend. Have a goodnight everyone.
Kindest Regards,
And just like that, she ordered hundreds to empty the nearby gas station that was okay before
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Not sure. Jimmy Buffet has made so much fucking money off of one god damn song that it's ridiculous. He has a hotel on the beach in Hollywood (FL) that is, of course, called "Margaritaville." In season the shit costs $450 a night to stay there.
Yeah we've done a decent job bringing the Florida manatee back. I remember going on field trips as a kid and being able to feed them. There are some who will eat the manatee food straight from your hand. Feels a little strange (like a low-powered wet vac on your palm), but it's still cool as hell.
There are no wake signs all over the place warning boaters not to speed through areas where manatees pass through/reside in certain seasons. Everyone is aware of them and rarely is there an accident. It'd almost be like killing a bald eagle - you'd feel guilt and shame for the rest of your life, and you'd be in big fucking trouble with the authorities.
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Yep. My sister lives in Dallas, gas stations there are running out as well.
The price of 87 unleaded went from $2.23 to $2.45 in less than a week here in Florida.
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At least Houston traffic is returning to normal
"Hold my beer"
I'm in Fort Worth and paid $2.50 today. Many gas stations around me ran out today.
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That's an hour or so west of Dallas, right?
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Looks like a wild hog?
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Looks like AfricaAt least Houston traffic is returning to normal