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Darqnezz

Merkin' fools since pre-school
Apr 25, 2015
4,653
7,211
1st act as ruler: Start rocking this outfit


2nd: Auditions for cabinet positions. OhWhopDaChamp @MelE5150 you're vice-ruler. Keep public executions to a minimum.

3rd: Change the gloves in the UFC. No more eye pokes.

4th: Legalize all drugs. You're welcome Mods.
 

Leigh

Engineer
Pro Fighter
Jan 26, 2015
10,925
21,023
  • Legalise all drugs
  • Legalise firearms
  • Reduce military
  • Remove any special treatment for religion (tax exemption for churches, crash helmet exceptions for turbans etc)
  • Nationalise health care and have it funded for by the taxes we already pay (like most first world countries) in places where it doesn't exist
  • Reform divorce proceedings that unfairly victimise men
  • Offer free schooling for engineering and other "real" degrees
  • Introduce anti discrimination laws in places that they don't exist
  • Introduce welfare in places where it doesn't exist. Maybe reform it, although I can't think of a better way to handle it.
  • Increase renewable energy sources. Eg make solar panels and wind turbines more common place
  • Introduce more underground housing, to reduce energy costs

Ideally I'd also like open borders but that's simply not practical
 

Zeph

TMMAC Addict
Jan 22, 2015
24,355
31,947
Start building my Space Navy to take over the Galaxy. Ain't happy with just one measly planet.

Invest in life extending research, so I can be an immortal ruler of the Galaxy.

Chilldawg.
 

Priziesthorse

TMMAC Addict
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
10,612
27,274
  • Legalise all drugs
  • Legalise firearms
  • Reduce military
  • Remove any special treatment for religion (tax exemption for churches, crash helmet exceptions for turbans etc)
  • Nationalise health care and have it funded for by the taxes we already pay (like most first world countries) in places where it doesn't exist
  • Reform divorce proceedings that unfairly victimise men
  • Offer free schooling for engineering and other "real" degrees
  • Introduce anti discrimination laws in places that they don't exist
  • Introduce welfare in places where it doesn't exist. Maybe reform it, although I can't think of a better way to handle it.
  • Increase renewable energy sources. Eg make solar panels and wind turbines more common place
  • Introduce more underground housing, to reduce energy costs
Ideally I'd also like open borders but that's simply not practical
Hold the fuck up....you're not going to offer me free schooling for a degree in 19th century French literature?
 

FeeO

You're all on steroids.
May 14, 2015
1,289
3,034
I would fatten the Food Bank with food that isn't off-brand Kraft Dinner, I mean actual veg. I would remove public tax funding from private schools. I would require and respect actual science at all times in my health and environmental policy-making. I would have a private tailor to make my scary uniform as sharp as possible so you couldn't help but admire my style as I punched some bitches in the face.
 

OhWhopDaChamp

TMMAC Addict
Apr 20, 2015
6,222
8,796
I'd allow every adult to voluntarily agree to all experimental drugs and health treatments but the companies would be obligated to supply lifetime healthcare payments to the participants in the medical studies. My government would then pay the companies a subsidy to keep successful drug trials low cost.