Society Coolest Wild Animal?

[Pitbull9]

i always thought these fuckers are pretty cool.there is a bunch of them that hang out on westside road and they dont give a fuck.they lay down right on the shoulder of the road like it is no big deal with cars driving by inches away.they can rip up the cliff like its nothing at all they are savage

Look at their muscles as they hit! That shit will FUCK someone up.

 

[member 3289]

Someone told me that if you give baking soda to pigeon it makes them explode.

What is the best ingredients to explode a squirrel?

I just asked one of my squirrels what he thinks of you and this is the gesture he made:

 

[Sex Chicken]

Here is TMMAC’s official animal whisperer, whispering his UFC 218 picks to a horse.

 

[member 3289]

@Tiny Dick Zabit get on my level


View: https://streamable.com/9jsv4

 

[member 3289]

K @Kaladin Stormblessed if you'd like I can come to your location (you pay for travel, accommodation, and hourly rate) and provide "wildlife coaching".

My fees are double for New York and New Jersey though because I have to drive in from Pennsylvania.

I would never in my life actually stay overnight in either of the two aforementioned states.

 

[Sex Chicken]

K @Kaladin Stormblessed if you'd like I can come to your location (you pay for travel, accommodation, and hourly rate) and provide "wildlife coaching".

My fees are double for New York and New Jersey though because I have to drive in from Pennsylvania.

I would never in my life actually stay overnight in either of the two aforementioned states.

K @Kaladin Stormblessed do not take this man up on his offer. It’s like going to a McDojo, sure if you pay them enough money they’ll give you a black belt but what does that black belt really mean?
I’m Mr. Myagi and he is the Cobra Kai. I will train you the right way. My training methods might not make sense at first. I can’t even promise I’ll expose you to any live squirrel the first year. It will be a lot of loading fanny backs, vacuuming seed out of the backseat of the Subaru, and washing my hair down by the river, but when you’ve completed your training you will be a master.

 

[Onetrickpony]

Maybe not the Coolest but Definitely the
Highest.

They aren't always happy.

 

[SongExotic2]

They aren't always happy.

Did that one get into some bad crack or something?

 

[Jdog93]

They aren't always happy.

*nightmares*

 

[member 1013]

Snorlax

 

[Onetrickpony]

Did that one get into some bad crack or something?

By the looks of it I'd guess that someone fed it after midnight.