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Sex Chicken

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Whatever it is it’s still in there! Fuck! This is the seat this morning. I think whatever is in there is trapped in the car. I think it would have left if it could. There’s no food in there.

 

IschKabibble

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The dirty little bastard probably has a nest in your air filter or behind one of your speakers
Yup. Check your air intake. Just found my filter chewed up with seeds in the air box. Pool guy found a dead rat in the pool last week too, so it seems justice has served itself.
 

SongExotic2

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Dude


I think it's a baby tremor




Yeh fuck that, set your car on fire and say kids did it with leftover fireworks
 
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Yup. Check your air intake. Just found my filter chewed up with seeds in the air box. Pool guy found a dead rat in the pool last week too, so it seems justice has served itself.
Ok I'm moving the bags of peanuts out of my trunk now.
 
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i had a fuckin 10lb marmott climb up into my engine compartment and wedge himself between my rad hose and air filter box in my old caddy.i drove 30km home from work and i kept thinking it smells like shit downtown today wtf.by the time i got home it was clear that it was not kelowna that smelled like shit.it was the marmott the had cooked himself like a chicken under my hood. i gloved up and grabbed it by the back legs to pull it out and it ripped in half.i had to take it out in 3 or 4 pieces..the stupid little bugger had climbed up in there to find some shade and when i took off he tried to climb back out only to get stuck .fuckin dummy
They're members of the squirrel family.

He should be buried with honor.
 

Rambo John J

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Whatever it is it’s still in there! Fuck! This is the seat this morning. I think whatever is in there is trapped in the car. I think it would have left if it could. There’s no food in there.

leave car open and smoke him out...maybe high pitched noise...rodents hear diff frequency
 

La Paix

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Fuck this guy.

Place deterrents such as cedar wood, dog hair, human hair, old wrestling singlets, or peppermint oil inside. Set mouse traps inside the vehicle to catch any rodents that enter. Open the hood up to eliminate the dark, warm environment that rodents look for when building a nest.
 

SongExotic2

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You should ask Shinkicker @Shinkicker advice on how to cover up car problems.

Other than that, spray the car with peppermint oil, if it is mice. Or use cotton balls. May as well go full scale nuclear before your car is eaten. That or ask our in-house rodent specialist/pet detective @Miami Size Queen to maybe live in your car for a week.
He's already got a rodent problem

He doesn't need a car that smells like an unwashed hobos dick too
 

Sex Chicken

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Place deterrents such as cedar wood, dog hair, human hair, old wrestling singlets, or peppermint oil inside. Set mouse traps inside the vehicle to catch any rodents that enter. Open the hood up to eliminate the dark, warm environment that rodents look for when building a nest.
Yeah. I vacuumed and cleaned his nest out yesterday and left the doors open all day, but he just burrowed again. I’m guessing he only comes out at night and can’t get out of the car when the doors are closed. I’m going to leave him as is today so he doesn’t tear up the seats to rebuild and hope he takes the trap tonight. If he doesn’t take the trap tonight I might go caveman and start firing a pellet gun down the hole, put on a pair of work gloves and drag that asshole out.
 

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Yeah. I vacuumed and cleaned his nest out yesterday and left the doors open all day, but he just burrowed again. I’m guessing he only comes out at night and can’t get out of the car when the doors are closed. I’m going to leave him as is today so he doesn’t tear up the seats to rebuild and hope he takes the trap tonight. If he doesn’t take the trap tonight I might go caveman and start firing a pellet gun down the hole, put on a pair of work gloves and drag that asshole out.
Get a cat and put it in your lesbianmobile.
 

SongExotic2

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Yeah. I vacuumed and cleaned his nest out yesterday and left the doors open all day, but he just burrowed again. I’m guessing he only comes out at night and can’t get out of the car when the doors are closed. I’m going to leave him as is today so he doesn’t tear up the seats to rebuild and hope he takes the trap tonight. If he doesn’t take the trap tonight I might go caveman and start firing a pellet gun down the hole, put on a pair of work gloves and drag that asshole out.
Put a mine field of rat poison around your car in the day time


And a banquet of ratty delight's.

Are you really getting whipped by a rat?
 

Sex Chicken

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Put a mine field of rat poison around your car in the day time


And a banquet of ratty delight's.

Are you really getting whipped by a rat?
Poison is not an option. I can’t risk a rat dying somewhere in my upholstery.
I bang supermodels in this car. I can’t have it smelling like decomposing rats. It might turn them off.
 
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Sex Chicken

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You should ask Shinkicker @Shinkicker advice on how to cover up car problems.

Other than that, spray the car with peppermint oil, if it is mice. Or use cotton balls. May as well go full scale nuclear before your car is eaten. That or ask our in-house rodent specialist/pet detective @Miami Size Queen to maybe live in your car for a week.
Why would I involve @Miami Size Queen ?
I want the rat murdered, not sucked off.
 

La Paix

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Yeah. I vacuumed and cleaned his nest out yesterday and left the doors open all day, but he just burrowed again. I’m guessing he only comes out at night and can’t get out of the car when the doors are closed. I’m going to leave him as is today so he doesn’t tear up the seats to rebuild and hope he takes the trap tonight. If he doesn’t take the trap tonight I might go caveman and start firing a pellet gun down the hole, put on a pair of work gloves and drag that asshole out.
You have a garage? Try parking the pussy wagon in there, shut the doors and leave it running. Just put on your favourite CD and wait to see if the rat scurries out.
 

Onetrickpony

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Poison is not an option. I can’t risk a rat dying somewhere in my upholstery.
I bang supermodels in this car. I can’t have it smelling like decomposing rats. It might turn them off.
You should put bread or beans soaked in antifreeze under the spare tire. It may escape into the bowels of your car but it will bleed out quick and not smell.