Good thing you dont drive a subaru, just saying
General I Got A Rat In The Subaru
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Whatever it is it’s still in there! Fuck! This is the seat this morning. I think whatever is in there is trapped in the car. I think it would have left if it could. There’s no food in there.
Yup. Check your air intake. Just found my filter chewed up with seeds in the air box. Pool guy found a dead rat in the pool last week too, so it seems justice has served itself.
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I think it's a baby tremor
Yeh fuck that, set your car on fire and say kids did it with leftover fireworks
I think it's a baby tremor
Yeh fuck that, set your car on fire and say kids did it with leftover fireworks
Thanks for that, saved me a google.its a rat the size of a large house cat
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Ok I'm moving the bags of peanuts out of my trunk now.
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leave car open and smoke him out...maybe high pitched noise...rodents hear diff frequencyWhatever it is it’s still in there! Fuck! This is the seat this morning. I think whatever is in there is trapped in the car. I think it would have left if it could. There’s no food in there.
Has your mrs seen it yet?Whatever it is it’s still in there! Fuck! This is the seat this morning. I think whatever is in there is trapped in the car. I think it would have left if it could. There’s no food in there.
Place deterrents such as cedar wood, dog hair, human hair, old wrestling singlets, or peppermint oil inside. Set mouse traps inside the vehicle to catch any rodents that enter. Open the hood up to eliminate the dark, warm environment that rodents look for when building a nest.Fuck this guy.
Do they make bug bombs for rats?
You should askFuck this guy.
@Shinkicker advice on how to cover up car problems. Other than that, spray the car with peppermint oil, if it is mice. Or use cotton balls. May as well go full scale nuclear before your car is eaten. That or ask our in-house rodent specialist/pet detective @Miami Size Queen to maybe live in your car for a week.
He's already got a rodent problemYou should ask
Other than that, spray the car with peppermint oil, if it is mice. Or use cotton balls. May as well go full scale nuclear before your car is eaten. That or ask our in-house rodent specialist/pet detective @Miami Size Queen to maybe live in your car for a week.
He doesn't need a car that smells like an unwashed hobos dick too
Yeah. I vacuumed and cleaned his nest out yesterday and left the doors open all day, but he just burrowed again. I’m guessing he only comes out at night and can’t get out of the car when the doors are closed. I’m going to leave him as is today so he doesn’t tear up the seats to rebuild and hope he takes the trap tonight. If he doesn’t take the trap tonight I might go caveman and start firing a pellet gun down the hole, put on a pair of work gloves and drag that asshole out.
Get a cat and put it in your lesbianmobile.
Put a mine field of rat poison around your car in the day time
And a banquet of ratty delight's.
Are you really getting whipped by a rat?
Poison is not an option. I can’t risk a rat dying somewhere in my upholstery.
I bang supermodels in this car. I can’t have it smelling like decomposing rats. It might turn them off.
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Why would I involve @Miami Size Queen ?You should ask
Other than that, spray the car with peppermint oil, if it is mice. Or use cotton balls. May as well go full scale nuclear before your car is eaten. That or ask our in-house rodent specialist/pet detective @Miami Size Queen to maybe live in your car for a week.
I want the rat murdered, not sucked off.
Not yet. I’m hiding the rat trap til night fall.
You have a garage? Try parking the pussy wagon in there, shut the doors and leave it running. Just put on your favourite CD and wait to see if the rat scurries out.
You mean, leave the doors open right?
I mean have you, the rat and the Subaru running all in the garage with the doors shut.
You should put bread or beans soaked in antifreeze under the spare tire. It may escape into the bowels of your car but it will bleed out quick and not smell.