General 2021-2022 NHL Season Thread

[Sex Chicken]

I wonder if he hates himself.

I wonder if he thinks his brother is coming.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

I wonder if he thinks his brother is coming.

i tried to find a sexual metaphor gif.

 

[Sex Chicken]

Rob’s Dazzling Team! You’re leaving players on the bench!

 

[TheFifthScallop]

Avalanche Captain Gabriel Landeskog Suspended 2 Games for Hit on Blackhawks' Kirby Dach

Colorado Avalanche captain Gabriel Landeskog has been suspended two games by the National Hockey League for his illegal hit on Chicago Blackhawks center Kirby Dach during Wednesday night’s game in Denver.

www.nbcchicago.com

 

[TheFifthScallop]

Seattle is looking like shit right now.

 

[Speaker to Animals]

Detroit up 2 - 0 over the Tampa Bay Lightning to start the 2nd.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

First fight in Kraken history goes to Vince Dunn. Shortly followed by first power play goal in Kraken history by Jared McCann. Starting to pick it up. Score is 1-1.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

Detroit up 2 - 0 over the Blue Jackets to start the 2nd.

I didn’t catch it the first time you called them the Blue Jackets. Out of curiosity, are you doing that to see if we’re paying attention?

 

[Speaker to Animals]

I didn’t catch it the first time you called them the Blue Jackets. Out of curiosity, are you doing that to see if we’re paying attention?

No. Honest, confused mistake. ?

 

[TheFifthScallop]

No. Honest, confused mistake. ?

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Dear @Pak protector and @Big Dummy

Lidstrom was a way, way better player than Bobby Orr.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

Brandon Tanev with his first goal of the season! Wooooooo! Seattle up 2-1

 

[Speaker to Animals]

Dear @Pak protector and @Big Dummy

Lidstrom was a way, way better player than Bobby Orr.

The captain.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Brandon Tanev with his first goal of the season! Wooooooo! Seattle up 2-1

Let's go Brandon!

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

The captain.

If he wasn't a Swede it wouldn't even be a conversation that civilized people had.

 

[Speaker to Animals]

TB put one up, but the Wings did too, 3 - 1 Red Wings

 

[Big Dummy]

The captain.

 

[Speaker to Animals]

Bertuzzi possible hats. Would love to see it

 

[TheFifthScallop]

Dear @Pak protector and @Big Dummy

Lidstrom was a way, way better player than Bobby Orr.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

TB put one up, but the Wings did too, 3 - 1 Red Wings

I’ll have to watch the replay of this game. Tampa looked like shit last night. I know we’re only two games in, but it would be fucking hilarious if they tanked this season.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Okay, he was only way better.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

God damn, this is hands down the best sports thread in the Off Topic Lounge.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

Okay, he was only way better.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Are you old enough to remember the late 90's early 2000's Wings?

 

[TheFifthScallop]

Are you old enough to remember the late 90's early 2000's Wings?

Yes, I am.