General 2021-2022 NHL Season Thread

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La Paix

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Yes. I was a little worried when we went down 1-0 and then 2-1 in the series, but we seem to have rebounded.
When Luongo was playing for Vancouver I heard one of the lamest play call ever. Guy makes a killer save and Tom Larcheid yells ““Bingo, bango, bongo, his name is Roberto Luongo!”

He not as bad as Mike Goldberg but here’s some other hits from him. Keep in
mind he’s not trying to be clever or funny he just says stupid shit.


"Kirk McLean is so fundamentally sound. Look at how erect he is in the net."

"What are you...some kind of goof?"

"I just came from the Canucks dressing room and Pavel's groin has never felt better."

"Bure is such a great talent, if only he could play with himself out there, it will really give the fans a show"

"Bure goes around him like a drugstore Indian!"

At the following game:

"I would like take this opportunity to extend a sincere apology for offensive comments I made in the last broadcast..."
 

Robbie Hart

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Feb 13, 2015
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When Luongo was playing for Vancouver I heard one of the lamest play call ever. Guy makes a killer save and Tom Larcheid yells ““Bingo, bango, bongo, his name is Roberto Luongo!”

He not as bad as Mike Goldberg but here’s some other hits from him. Keep in
mind he’s not trying to be clever or funny he just says stupid shit.


"Kirk McLean is so fundamentally sound. Look at how erect he is in the net."

"What are you...some kind of goof?"

"I just came from the Canucks dressing room and Pavel's groin has never felt better."

"Bure is such a great talent, if only he could play with himself out there, it will really give the fans a show"

"Bure goes around him like a drugstore Indian!"

At the following game:

"I would like take this opportunity to extend a sincere apology for offensive comments I made in the last broadcast..."
You’re very upset, might have to give you a time-out in the corner
 

Sex Chicken

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Sep 8, 2015
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“Apple” is hockey talk for assist. That’s when you make the last contact before a goal.
My Novice hockey coach Mr. Maltais taught us that an assist was just as good as a goal. After each game you would get a bag of Malteesers for every goal you scored AND for each assist.
 

La Paix

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My Novice hockey coach Mr. Maltais taught us that an assist was just as good as a goal. After each game you would get a bag of Malteesers for every goal you scored AND for each assist.
You’d eat your coaches bag after the game? I’m hoping this is an adult beer league story.
 

La Paix

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These games don’t seem to have the fire of the Toronto, Edmonton or Calgary series.
 

TheFifthScallop

Who am I kidding? I’m a whore.
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What an ending in Pittsburgh. I look forward to that game 7.

Going to take a break and try to sex the wife now. I’m on my high horse today.
 

La Paix

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Tampa doesn’t lose game 7, ever.
Get ready, son, the boys are going to teach you and all Canadiens a lesson
You know Sex Chicken @The Windsor Wimp is sweating bullets
Leafs haven’t made it it of the first round of playoffs since 04. I assure you whatever lesson you think is on deck has been learned long ago. Let them enjoy it while it lasts.