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Splinty

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George Lopez was dying of kidney disease.
So his wife gave him a kidney.
He then cheated on her with hookers and divorced her.

The end.
 

Tiiimmmaaayyy

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Jan 19, 2015
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I've posted this before, but it's worth another go.


I know a guy who (many years ago) took a shit on the floor of a public bathroom. He did it right in front of the door. He then busted the light bulb so the next person wouldn't be able to see it and step in.
 

Splinty

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Steven Tyler of aerosmith once adopted a 16 year old (he says she was 14) girl so she could go on the road with the band.
He then got her pregnant.
He then did a bunch of blow while she got an abortion next to him.
Afterward she got strung out on drugs too and he brought her back home to her parents once she was legal age.
The end.
 

ThatOneDude

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Basically an entire generation of British men are all known as douche bags.

 
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Can you explain more about the cup?
Tim hortons is a coffee chain up here. It is ubiquitous and terrible. Tims has an annual promotion where you can win prizes. You “roll up” the rim of the coffee cup to see if you won anything.
 

ThatOneDude

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Tim hortons is a coffee chain up here. It is ubiquitous and terrible. Tims has an annual promotion where you can win prizes. You “roll up” the rim of the coffee cup to see if you won anything.
Do you use this as a means of anon funding?
 

RaginCajun

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Oct 25, 2015
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Tim hortons is a coffee chain up here. It is ubiquitous and terrible. Tims has an annual promotion where you can win prizes. You “roll up” the rim of the coffee cup to see if you won anything.
Heard Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken once got kick out of a Tim Hortons for repeatedly asking other customers to "feel my muscles" after buying an especially tight shirt.





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ShatsBassoon

Throwing bombs & banging moms
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Steven Tyler of aerosmith once adopted a 16 year old (he says she was 14) girl so she could go on the road with the band.
He then got her pregnant.
He then did a bunch of blow while she got an abortion next to him.
Afterward she got strung out on drugs too and he brought her back home to her parents once she was legal age.
The end.
What's even worse is her parents signed her over to him
 

Sex Chicken

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Sep 8, 2015
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Bobby Womack.

Sam Cooke was his mentor and got him his record contract. Then Sam Cooke died. 2 months later Womack married Cooke’s widow, and wore one of his suits to the wedding.

5 years later they got divorced when his wife discovered he was banging his 17 year old step daughter (Sam Cooke’s daughter).

Later on when he was 35 he married a 19 year old.


 

Jesus X

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Sep 7, 2015
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George Lopez was dying of kidney disease.
So his wife gave him a kidney.
He then cheated on her with hookers and divorced her.

The end.
that is a pretty dick move because of how painful that whole transplant process is even more so for the donor than the recipient. I learned about it when francia raisa gave a kidney to selena Gomez. francia seemed to be in agony.

 

Jesus X

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