Lifestyle Am I the only one who irons their money?
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your freshly-ironed singles won't get you as far as my wrinkled Franklins
How do you give a proper tip without cash? Don't get me wrong, I use interac and credit cards as much as the next guy but I still like to have some cashon me when I go out. You are THAT guy. The one always trying to score some notes off of me because the interac is down or you are too stingy to pay the cash machine transaction fee.
I figured out how the world works on the night of my bachelor party. I had a paycheque from work to deposit, but my buddies insisted that it was all expenses paid and dragged me out to the bars. First thing the stripper told me was 'I'll buy you a shot and you buy me one too" I had to reply with "I have to deposit my cheque first"
I was sober as a judge by the time I got home. Cash talks, bullshit walks and my friends suck!
The sentence speaks volumes about my thoughts on the subject
Can you tip with food stamps and EBT cards?
My money is always cash and crisp, the waiter has a point.
But hey im not an ESL teacher right?
I only carry cash. Got no time for credit cards, cheques etc.
Popping to the shop for a bottle of milk and a paper and I have to use a CREDIT CARD for that? Laughable (yanks, it's literally $1-2 dollars if you're wondering what the total is).
What happens if I lose my wallet with my credit cards? I'm screwed. "Cash rules everything around me..."
Saying that, I do like my notes to be AT LEAST a 7/10. I hate a note which seems like it's been through the whole country before it's found it's way into my hands.
Popping to the shop for a bottle of milk and a paper and I have to use a CREDIT CARD for that? Laughable (yanks, it's literally $1-2 dollars if you're wondering what the total is).
What happens if I lose my wallet with my credit cards? I'm screwed. "Cash rules everything around me..."
Saying that, I do like my notes to be AT LEAST a 7/10. I hate a note which seems like it's been through the whole country before it's found it's way into my hands.
@Mix6APlix I used to with a hair straightener, when I was younger. It works much better than a regular iron.
Damn, you Jews take your money serious.
I used to with a hair straightener, when I was younger. It works much better than a regular iron.
I don't carry cash at all. I pull cash for some things every now and then. When I do, it's because I'm negotiating something (i.e. an OBO buy on Craigslist or some shit). I usually iron it because no one will turn down crisp cash money.
Freshly ironed crispy Franklins.
*Edit... This is for an old school Honda Big Red 3-wheeler. The guy wants $1k for it, but it hasn't sold in about 8 months. He won't be able to turn down this pristine paper.
Freshly ironed crispy Franklins.
*Edit... This is for an old school Honda Big Red 3-wheeler. The guy wants $1k for it, but it hasn't sold in about 8 months. He won't be able to turn down this pristine paper.