General An elephant grabs some lunch

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  1. PND (loves cheeseburgers)

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    As a male, you are closer to midget size than @gangsterkathryn@gangsterkathryn is as a female.

    Just sayin...
     
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  2. Shang TsOng2

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    Shang TsOng2 The real Slim Shady Song
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    Ordered the exact same stuff but told them to make it spicier. I ain't no bitch!
     
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  4. Fuðflogi

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    I always have to ask them to add chili, they assume whitey can’t handle the spice.
     
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    Shang TsOng2 The real Slim Shady Song
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    Same. I had to teach them Mexicans that I have thier dirty blood in me and I came from england, where we eat curry! I can eat hotter food than any dirty Mexican. I proved this a few times to thier amazement
     
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  6. PND (loves cheeseburgers)

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    *their
    *their
     
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  7. Shang TsOng2

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    *Get
    *Fucked
     
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  8. Fuðflogi

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    Once won a night of free yaa Dong in chili bet.
     
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  9. PND (loves cheeseburgers)

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    Just trying to help you out, drunky the Mexican midget clown.
     
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  10. Shang TsOng2

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    Good prince watches over me
     
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  11. Shit Plate

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    I got ichiban teriyaki sliders for lunch at work. Idk what they are but sounds good.
     
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  12. PND (loves cheeseburgers)

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    I call bullshit.
     
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  13. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    Entree or app?
     
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  14. Shang TsOng2

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    He didn't specify.

    He just said it was

    "Ruff"
     
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  15. Fuðflogi

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    Savages, might have to stab someone.
     
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  16. Shit Plate

    Shit Plate Well-Known Member

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    10/10 would eat again.
    Brownies and strawberry protein shake too
     
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    10/10 would eat again.
    Brownies and strawberry protein shake too
     
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  18. Shang TsOng2

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    Hey go in juicy club
     
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    There’s this extremely possessive pork eater hounding me. Known her a few years so few girls on this street are willing to take the risk of going with me.
     
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    She sounds like trouble
     
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    That she is. Nowhere near as bad as me though, since I slapped that cunt last night no one comes near me with the water.
     
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    lol pork eater is dancing with some dude. Effectively waiving her rights to my ginger cock. Ees a good day.
     
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    Don't sweat no pork eater
     
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    Not an issue at all, quite on the contrary. Gonna make my escape in a minute to another soi.
     
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    Ended up at the same soi. Gonna fuck a younger girl in front of her.
     
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