General An elephant grabs some lunch

[member 3289]

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[FINGERS]

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I pressed play on the white triangle expecting to hear your oompah loompah voice describing the smell of the pizza and what nutrients you expect from that afterbirth in a cardboard box.

Took me a while to realise it was the table to stop the cardboard box from sticking to said afterbirth.

 

[member 1013]

I pressed play on the white triangle expecting to hear your oompah loompah voice describing the smell of the pizza and what nutrients you expect from that afterbirth in a cardboard box.

Took me a while to realise it was the table to stop the cardboard box from sticking to said afterbirth.

I have to be honest

I did the same thing

 

[SongExotic2]

I have to be honest, I was gonna ask lars if he even clicked play yet when he responded, but I figured if it tricked me and I took the damn picture maybe it might get some others. Glad it did.

 

[SongExotic2]

Fucken hell boys. Got a cottage pie with less personality about it than birdwatcher. I've put salt and pepper and mint sauce on it but it's still blander than a Swiss rave.

 

[SongExotic2]

Nope.


Tapped out. I will not subject my body to substandard food. It's going in the bin.

I should email marks and Spencer and tell them I want compensation for the condiments I wasted on it.

 

[SongExotic2]

Anyone in the UK that hasn't, should try the Tesco finest cottage pie. Now that's a meal for for a king

 

[FINGERS]

Anyone in the UK that hasn't, should try the Tesco finest cottage pie. Now that's a meal for for a king

Even Prince Philip would rather stay dead than eat your diet.

 

[SongExotic2]

 

[SongExotic2]

Now it's time for some ham.

@gangsterkathryn @Lars @Pitbull9 @ThatOneDude

You four skins must avert thy eyes.










I'm serious.







Delicious

 

[SongExotic2]

I'm on mornings next week. I'll be able to walk straight from work into town and get some delightful new menu items. I've already got a few ideas but I don't want to give them away

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Now it's time for some ham.

@gangsterkathryn @Lars @Pitbull9 @ThatOneDude

You four skins must avert thy eyes.










I'm serious.





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Delicious

Looked away. Fuck you.

 

[SongExotic2]

Finger licking fried chicken

 

[SongExotic2]

Chicken Madras for lunch today.

 

[FINGERS]

i thought you started work today?

 

[SongExotic2]

i thought you started work today?

I finished at 2. Started last week

 

[Rambo John J]

@Rambo John J get some of these on the internet.

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tell me more

 

[Rambo John J]

They are pickled onions

Keep going

 

[gangsterkathryn]

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Bacon and cheese hot dog. Don't worry four skins it's kosher so you can look.

It’s not kosher once you add bacon and cheese.

 

[member 3289]

Breakfast.


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What's with the tomatoes?

 

[SongExotic2]

Godammit that pointy Vulcan fucker deleted my food. I had Chinese and KFC. I still have leftovers of both but I reckon I need a good curry. Will decide within the hour.

 

[SongExotic2]

Q @Qat wtf is this bullshit? Germans don't know how to make quesadillas! They need to knock this shit off immediately.

 

[SongExotic2]

My dinner is almost here

 

[SongExotic2]

Hmmm


Not the most appetising starter

 

[SongExotic2]