Sports Animal GP Quarter Final 2: Titanoboa vs Megalodon

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Titanoboa vs Megalodon

  • Titanoboa

    Votes: 11 47.8%

  • Megalodon

    Votes: 12 52.2%
  • Total voters
    23
Leigh

Leigh

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Quarter Final 2:

Titanoboa - @blank vs Megalodon - Disciplined Galt @Galt

Arena: Newzealand bushland.

Titanoboa gets Kevlar shielding and Carbon Steel reinforced horn.
Megalodon gets Lancer (from Gears of War) with the chainsaw on top.

Win is by KO/death. Fleeing the battle is a DQ.

Voting ends Monday.
 
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This could be a fun battle no matter who wins. If Titanboa is long enough to get around the Megladon then it could withstand the...wait, what the fuck, this battle takes place on land??? Geez//..is there any chance of some underground salt water oasis in the australian bushland...I feel like that's a dumb question :/
edit: it is a dumb question cause this takes place in the new zealand bushland :D
 
Filthy

Filthy

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Neither of these combatants deserved to advance past the first round.

But...Hey, the Megalodon managed win it's last battle ON LAND AGAINST A HELICOPTER...so fuck it, here's a vote for the fish.
 
sparkuri

sparkuri

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What's the size comparison here?
 
Yossarian

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Galt said:
I just googled that shit and there are plenty of lakes. Megalodon is just too big. It's like a Chihuahua and an elephant.
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Yeah, whales are big too, and when they hit land they are sushi. Accept defeat and have a drink on me.
 
Yossarian

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Galt said:
Megalodon takes one bite and @blank snake is as dead as Christendom in Europe.
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Sorry man, I don't make the rules. Fish live in the water, no matter how badass they are. The thing will die like a useless piece of furniture as the snake waits for his adversary to show up.
 
BeardOfKnowledge

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Filthy said:
Neither of these combatants deserved to advance past the first round.

But...Hey, the Megalodon managed win it's last battle ON LAND AGAINST A HELICOPTER...so fuck it, here's a vote for the fish.
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You make a good case. Shark it is.
 
BeardOfKnowledge

BeardOfKnowledge

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Yossarian said:
Sorry man, I don't make the rules. Fish live in the water, no matter how badass they are. The thing will die like a useless piece of furniture as the snake waits for his adversary to show up.
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Trust me. You want to change your vote to the fish.
 
Filthy

Filthy

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Yossarian said:
So we're supposed to play this game drunk? I can make that happen.
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Megalodon is not an ordinary megalodon. This one can breathe air and take down aircraft...it has some amazing skills. Props to Disciplined Galt @Galt , he found the right Megalodon for this GP.
 
Yossarian

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Filthy said:
Megalodon is not an ordinary megalodon. This one can breathe air and take down aircraft...it has some amazing skills. Props to Disciplined Galt @Galt , he found the right Megalodon for this GP.
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Does it fart lightning too? Come on people, let's end this fish. Enough already.
 
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