General Are you attracted to this woman?

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  1. John Cocktoastin

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    actually I picture somebody like him when I think of you
    he is very good people
    Hard working Roofer son of a gun with extreme wit and swagger
     
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  2. The Koala Bear Jew

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    You fucking dork, I am only one of those things.

    Guess which one
     
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    I don’t know about all that. I don’t think Lars is like him, at all.
     
  4. John Cocktoastin

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    wit and swagger
    trust me
    you would get along splendidly
     
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    what does lars look like then in your imagination?
     
  6. The Koala Bear Jew

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    She seen me
     
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  7. John Cocktoastin

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    Ok your right
    I actually doxxed and found a photo from 93' of lars
    [​IMG]
     
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  8. The Koala Bear Jew

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    I wish
     
  9. gangsterkathryn

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    He’s less blonde, but almost.
     
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  10. John Cocktoastin

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    don't try to lie
    that was your senior year class photo
     
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    haha
    rugged man
     
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    I don’t think Lars is old enough to have graduated in ‘93.
     
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    don't be telling me how old people are or how they look.
    I can't handle the truth
    [​IMG]
     
  14. The Koala Bear Jew

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    I built this shed for a neighbour in 3 hours the other weekend


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    @Miesha's Taint@Miesha's Taint supervised me
     
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  16. John Cocktoastin

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    hmnnnnnnnnn
    tell me more
     
  17. The Koala Bear Jew

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    I used a nail gun and a saw
     
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    keep going
    getting close
     
  19. The Koala Bear Jew

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    The rafters are hand cut, and I would have done a better job but I was drunk
     
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    @ShatsBassoon@ShatsBassoon you hiring?
     
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    Haha
    if you are actually skilled at roofing then my post is even funnier
    I roofed for quite a few years...did almost 300 of em...good times(not really)
     
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    My second business was a roofing and siding company. I sold it after two years. I did 107 roofs my first year, then the next year when I added two crews we did about 320. I was 23-24 and full of piss and vinegar. After that, I never did a roof again.
     
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    You’re still full of piss.
     
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  24. The Koala Bear Jew

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    This thread is now about me and my level of piss
     
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