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BeardOfKnowledge

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I have crockpot

I know pressure cooker

I don't know insta pot but somebody described it as a cross between both...I dunno
I could go back to living without an instant pot and it wouldn't be terribly inconvenient. Living without a slow cooker would be a pain in the ass.
 

Rambo John J

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There's nothing a slow cooker does that a stove top doesn't, except that I can confidentally leave my slow cooker unattended.
sometimes try to put too much meat and ingredients in slow cooker
then I have to switch to a big ass steel pot anyways

I totally agree
 

Rambo John J

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Can you explain this to me?
haha

I buy a lot of pork for carnitas...I cut it up a bit and cram it in the crock pot

I add onions and garlic and spices and some sauce...and then I realize it is too much for the crock pot


then I put it all into a big ass steel pot and just run it slow and low on stovetop

then I wash the crockpot and shake my head because I should have known it would not fit all that damn meeeeeaaaat
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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haha

I buy a lot of pork for carnitas...I cut it up a bit and cram it in the crock pot

I add onions and garlic and spices and some sauce...and then I realize it is too much for the crock pot


then I put it all into a big ass steel pot and just run it slow and low on stovetop

then I wash the crockpot and shake my head because I should have known it would not fit all that damn meeeeeaaaat
Pro tip: Don't cut up the pork. Season the outside of the shoulder and just dump the whole thing in.
 

Rambo John J

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Pro tip: Don't cut up the pork. Season the outside of the shoulder and just dump the whole thing in.
I leave it in as big of pieces as possible...but sometimes I have to cut them a couple times to fit in the pot...our crock is ancient and not the largest

For sure I prefer meat cooked as intact as possible

Good tip for sure
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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I leave it in as big of pieces as possible...but sometimes I have to cut them a couple times to fit in the pot...our crock is ancient and not the largest

For sure I prefer meat cooked as intact as possible

Good tip for sure
Just get a bigger one, bro. It's worth it.
 

Rambo John J

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Just get a bigger one, bro. It's worth it.
Good call

we keep looking at bigger ones...but I always feel like I could find an even bigger one

I think I will purchase online and find the world's biggest crockpot

If I ever get stimulated I will make that top priority
 

silentsinger

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Just get a bigger one, bro. It's worth it.
Bigger indeed is better, surface area counts.

Pro tip? I bought my Crockpot at a garage sale for $10. Factory sealed with a mini Crockpot inside.

Didn't garage sale my pressure cooker but that's massive too, it would piss me off if I had to worry about how much I was sticking in there.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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Good call

we keep looking at bigger ones...but I always feel like I could find an even bigger one

I think I will purchase online and find the world's biggest crockpot

If I ever get stimulated I will make that top priority
Mine's a 6 quart. If it's for Mrs Beard and I it's big enough, if we're having people over it gets a little tight depending on what I'm making. If I were going to do it again, I'd get the 8 quart.
 

Lamont Cranston

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He wasn't in the army. He applied and failed to pass basic. If I applied to be a cop and washed out of the academy for being a dipshit, I wouldn't go around saying I'm an ex cop
That sounds correct.

Although I don't think PJ ever said he was IN the army.

I think someone asked him about it and he told them what happened and he posted pics of his experience and people then ran with the idea he was lying.

Which actually he was not.
 

SongExotic2

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That's how I imagine ship's control rooms look now. When I 1st started working at power plants, we had those same Star Trek looking control rooms. They look more like this now.

Same with trains.
That sounds correct.

Although I don't think PJ ever said he was IN the army.

I think someone asked him about it and he told them what happened and he posted pics of his experience and people then ran with the idea he was lying.

Which actually he was not.
Nah he posted pictures on Facebook of him in training on veterans day in uniform. Lapped up all the applause, you know how he is. Forgot to mention to anyone that thanked him for his service that he diddnt serve. A true Walter mitty.
 

Lamont Cranston

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Same with trains.

Nah he posted pictures on Facebook of him in training on veterans day in uniform. Lapped up all the applause, you know how he is. Forgot to mention to anyone that thanked him for his service that he diddnt serve. A true Walter mitty.
I don't remember it that way.

I remember him posting the pics and saying his involvement, or lack therof, but yes, it was on Vets day and a poor choice and time to do it.
 

SongExotic2

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I don't remember it that way.

I remember him posting the pics and saying his involvement, or lack therof, but yes, it was on Vets day and a poor choice and time to do it.
It wasn't convenience. He did it to lap up the attention, receive praise, and hope not to explain the finer details.

I
 

SongExotic2

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He did however explain the situation and how it ended and did not claim to be IN the army.
Oh he fucken did I had a nice argument with him about it. Claimed veteran too. He relented when half the ex military on the OG smacked his ass down.
 

Lamont Cranston

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Oh he fucken did I had a nice argument with him about it. Claimed veteran too. He relented when half the ex military on the OG smacked his ass down.
When I saw the post, it had a picture(s) of him and it had the explanation of him washing out.

From that point on, people freaked out claiming he was saying he was a vet.

I never saw a claim where he said that.

The argument that really took off was "What makes someone a vet?"

Everyone had different opinions as to what stage qualified it.

It was quite a debacle.
 

SongExotic2

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When I saw the post, it had a picture(s) of him and it had the explanation of him washing out.

From that point on, people freaked out claiming he was saying he was a vet.

I never saw a claim where he said that.

The argument that really took off was "What makes someone a vet?"

Everyone had different opinions as to what stage qualified it.

It was quite a debacle.
Here's what Happened.

He post pictures of himself in uniform on veterans day to lap up the adulation.

Og gets wind

Story unfolds that he diddnt ever make it into the army.

He argues for pages that he's a vet

After taking a battering from actual vets he feigns ignorance and claims he knew no better. Probably threw a couple more excuses in there
 

Lamont Cranston

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Here's what Happened.

He post pictures of himself in uniform on veterans day to lap up the adulation.

Og gets wind

Story unfolds that he diddnt ever make it into the army.

He argues for pages that he's a vet

After taking a battering from actual vets he feigns ignorance and claims he knew no better. Probably threw a couple more excuses in there
On the original post in another social media he put up the pics.

People asked him if he was a vet.

He explains he washed out.

OG gets a hold of it.

Sh*t show ensues about what qualifies as a vet.

PJ apologizes for posting the pics.