NSFW Brexit Explained

[member 3289]

Working girl just texted me said she had a client who wanted to watch her get fucked and fuck her after. She asked if I wanted to fuck her and get paid. But it fell thru cuz guy was being too explicit on phone. She called me in between her text and my text because she was using voice to text and it didn't make a lot of sense. Her gf was in background yelling shit to me.

 

[Too swole to control]

Nice.

Best Brexit thread EVER!

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[Too swole to control]

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[SongExotic2]

Should probably crop that tattoo out blah

Did she get arrested for being a nudist?

 

[Too swole to control]

Did she get arrested for being a nudist?

Traffic stop revealed she was 2 quarts low on gonorrhea

 

[SongExotic2]

Traffic stop revealed she was 2 quarts low on gonorrhea

Did you cum to her rescue?

 

[Too swole to control]

Did you cum to her rescue?

I'm sure she is pissing fire w a swollen throat

 

[SongExotic2]

I'm sure she is pissing fire w a swollen throat

@Splinty can help. This is his area of expertise, plus, he's also a doctor.

 

[Too swole to control]

@Splinty can help. This is his area of expertise, plus, he's also a doctor.

Oh I'm sure he will love being tagged into this crap show

 

[SongExotic2]

Oh I'm sure he will love being tagged into this crap show

Well if he doesn't like he could always sign the waiver and meet me in the thunderdome

 

[Hauler]

Did you see this one from the other thread?

I did not
What "other thread"?

 

[Hauler]

@Splinty can help. This is his area of expertise, plus, he's also a doctor.

 

[otaku1]

Nice.

Best Brexit thread EVER!

 

[member 3289]

I did not
What "other thread"?

It's titled "Random google image searches"

 

[Too swole to control]

I did not
What "other thread"?

It's called "I drive an Uber and fuck my fat wife twice a month if I'm lucky so this shit pisses me off"

 

[member 1013]

@TryhardNobody can I buy some opiates off you?

 

[Too swole to control]

@TryhardNobody can I buy some opiates off you?

Sure, have cmnh Uber your money over to me.

 

[Too swole to control]

Other girl same cuffs

 

[member 1013]

Sure, have cmnh Uber your money over to me.

All my money is for pills only.

 

[Too swole to control]

All my money is for pills only.

Hey how bout u stop using the word pills
But would you like to buy some pillows?

 

[member 1013]

Hey how bout u stop using the word pills
But would you like to buy some pillows?

I need seven bottles of pillows! Costco sized ones.

 

[Sex Chicken]

I’m a gentleman. I live by two rules.
1) Manners are never out of style.
2) Never chain up a prostitute.

 

[Too swole to control]

I need seven bottles of pillows! Costco sized ones.

 

[member 3289]

@TryhardNobody can I buy some opiates off you?

Are you already so tired of his bullshit stories, or is it that you need opiates to read them?

 

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