General Corona virus updates

[silentsinger]

not that anyone gives a shit because they might do it to attention whore but

How is this even news? It's news worthy if she died but OMGZ I had a test? So fucking what?

 

[lueVelvet]

how nice of them. in no way is it to raise profits

But can they have more than 50 workers in the building at once?!

 

[Sheepdog]

like $1k is going to help everybody the same. GTFO.

Way more needs to be done but it's better than nothing. We did the same shit during the Global Financial Crisis and we fared better than everyone else.

To be fair, our economy mainly survived just by digging shit out of the ground and selling it to the batfuckers. Not sure that will fly now that they've fucked too many bats and tanked their own economy.

 

[4070]

 

[4070]

 

[4070]

oh no.. the horror

 

[Hauler]

not that anyone gives a shit because they might do it to attention whore but

Of course she did.
Hasn't been in the news in a bit I guess.

 

[Sheepdog]

Everybody stay safe. I'm going to watch a romantic comedy to take my mind off all this stress.

Their love would bring down empires

 

[Splinty]

I don't know if it's because the utter wall of corona noise but I'm starting to feel symptoms.

Dry cough, sore throat and tightening feeling in my lungs. Feel a bit dizzy too.

It's all very, very mild. How long before I know for sure @Splinty

I'm meant to be at work tomorrow and I really don't want to be the one to ruin everybody's life. How and when will I know for sure?

You're in the UK. You don't have a chance.

 

[silentsinger]

Of course she did.
Hasn't been in the news in a bit I guess.

That whole family should Corona themselves. Vapid pricks, the lot of them.

 

[ThatOneDude]

not that anyone gives a shit because they might do it to attention whore but

That's unfortunate

 

[4070]

 

[ThatOneDude]

I hear you.

But it could just as likely, or more likely that I am acutely aware of the slightest thing.

If I am showing the same symptoms tomorrow morning I will be on the sofa remote control in hand

Why are you waiting, isn't your healthcare amazing compared to my shitty healthcare?

 

[silentsinger]

So San Franciso on lock down from midnight tonight, which means San Jose will likely follow suit. Santa Clara County has so many cases it would be wise probably.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Yeah that's why we get along. Because I'm red as it gets, but also libertarian to my core. Basically Canadian, I guess?

You're pretty far left even by Canadian standards.

 

[FINGERS]

Why are you waiting, isn't your healthcare amazing compared to my shitty healthcare?

Now now.

I didn't say that did I?

Plus it's 2017 here.

Plus I don't have it. Just a hangover more than likely.

You need to lose the tude.

 

[FINGERS]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...n-charge-of-pandemic-response-exits-abruptly/

 

[4070]

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

So when should we expect their surrender and Coronavirus' subsequent occupation until the English speaking countries bail them out?

 

[4070]

i got a curf ew ..just like old times

 

[sparkuri]

I can't believe people's tudes about this.
Chill with your tudes dudes.

 

[Splinty]

Doctor tests positive for coronavirus in San Antonio


I wonder when I'll get it. 4 weeks?

 

[FINGERS]

 

[Splinty]

The loosening of rules for telemedicine over the next 90 days is a huge benefit for us. We are looking at rolling telemedicine out over the next week now.

 

[silentsinger]

Husband (he isn't being a selfish prick stockpiling) is at Smart & Final and the queue for the checkout is half way around the store.

Guess this is really happening, guys.