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Madmartigan

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Afternoon,

So last week I was out with a few mates, we had a few bevvies and we were talking politics / utter crap as usual but one of my mates, i'll call him Jez, argued that if a car park / parking lot is quiet, then he should be allowed to park in a disabled / handicapped parking space. A few others laughed and shock her head with usual 'whatever'...but i immediately shut him down with 'No, that's not right'. He looked surprised that I had issue with this...and went off on an an argument that if there are many disabled spaces free then he should be allowed to use 1 space......In the end, I couldn't be bothered to coherently argue such a dumb debate and just told him he was an idiot....What's everyones thoughts on this? This guy, Jez is a doctor (GP) by the way, to make matters worse...maybe it was the drink but I thought it was ridiculous and slightly worrying.

Anyways, I'm bored working from home and thought i'd share this.
 

Priziesthorse

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You are right. Your friend is a lazy POS if he does that. I think I hate him. When I go to the gym today and am struggling to push out my last rep, I am going to think about how much I hate him and motivate myself to push that fuckin bar off my chest!

On a side note, what does it mean to "have a few bevvies"? Go out for drinks? A bartender at a bar down the street just moved here from Scotland 2 weeks ago. I'd like to drop some of this lingo on her and show that I am one cultured motherfucker. I believe it will increase the chances of her eating my asshole.
 

silentsinger

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Yeah, where are you from, OP?

I can remember the supermarkets in the UK having a ridiculous amount of disabled bays which did piss me off, but I'd not ever dream of parking in one. I'd be too embarrassed if a disabled person came and told me off aside from anything else.
 

SNIDELY WHIPLASH

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Feb 16, 2015
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Everybody nowadays argues about their right to do things that traditionally would've been taboo. I find these people to be massively annoying.
 

OhWhopDaChamp

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I park in the pregnant bitches spots all the time, usually while smoking a cig & eyeballing everyone. Say something. Fuck them.
 

Robbie Hart

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On a side note, what does it mean to "have a few bevvies"? Go out for drinks? A bartender at a bar down the street just moved here from Scotland 2 weeks ago. I'd like to drop some of this lingo on her and show that I am one cultured motherfucker. I believe it will increase the chances of her eating my asshole.
1. Yes, short for beverages
2. Extremely optimistic but if I had a bevvy in my mouth I would have spit it out from laughter
 

ThatOneDude

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If reserved spaces for people with disabilities bothers you, and you really need to park that fucking close, you are an asshole. With my vet plates I can park in handicapped parking, but I fucking don't because my legs work fine. My ex used to always want me to abuse that privilege, drove me fucking nuts.
 

Robbie Hart

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as in the amount of sex TQN has had in his lifetime?
People from
Liverpool are scousers
Newcastle = Geordie
In London if someone is a geezer it's usually someone street smart or connected, if you know what I mean.....at least that's how I understand it
 

Robbie Hart

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Madmartigan @Gilbosh i agree with you in this argument, it's similar to cunties who park on double yellow lines and yellow areas at supermarkets that are there to tell your stupid cunt ass to not park there.
 

teamquestnorth

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Jan 27, 2015
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My favorite British slang is "pulling a runner" I think it means when somebody welches on a bet.

I remember when I was in the navy and went on a British submarine. A few lads were talking about "blowing a homosexual male"

I was cringing until I found out it meant smoking a cig.
 

silentsinger

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My favorite British slang is "pulling a runner" I think it means when somebody welches on a bet.

I remember when I was in the navy and went on a British submarine. A few lads were talking about "blowing a homosexual male"

I was cringing until I found out it meant smoking a cig.
Ha, first time I've heard that and I lived there for 35 years.
 

Robbie Hart

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Feb 13, 2015
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My favorite British slang is "pulling a runner" I think it means when somebody welches on a bet.

I remember when I was in the navy and went on a British submarine. A few lads were talking about "blowing a homosexual male"

I was cringing until I found out it meant smoking a cig.
That used to make me laugh like Beavis and but head when I first got over here.
 
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Well, I don't park in handicap spots but I have used the handicap stall in the loo (for your notes Priziesthorse @Priziesthorse) on occasion when all other stalls were full and I really had to pee. But I made sure I peed fast so as not to occupy it too long. Am I a bad person?
 

Zeph

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My favorite British slang is "pulling a runner" I think it means when somebody welches on a bet.

I remember when I was in the navy and went on a British submarine. A few lads were talking about "blowing a homosexual male"

I was cringing until I found out it meant smoking a cig.
Yeah, I've never heard blowing a homosexual male for smoking a cigarette before. Cigs are fags, but never that exact term.
 

Priziesthorse

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Well, I don't park in handicap spots but I have used the handicap stall in the loo (for your notes Priziesthorse @Priziesthorse) on occasion when all other stalls were full and I really had to pee. But I made sure I peed fast so as not to occupy it too long. Am I a bad person?
My freshman year of college I walked to class and there was a note on the door that the professor was going to be 30 min late. I didn't want to walk all the way back to my dorm so I had to come up with something to pass the time. I noticed a handicap bathroom a few doors down and made my way in there and locked the door. Sat down on the toilet, cracked open my laptop, watched some porn and masturbated. The toilet was so low to the floor. Extremely uncomfortable. As I exited the bathroom, there was someone in a wheelchair waiting outside to use the bathroom. :oops:

There's something wrong with me.
 

teamquestnorth

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Yeah, I've never heard blowing a homosexual male for smoking a cigarette before. Cigs are fags, but never that exact term.
The "blowing" part might be a navy slang term the Brits use IDK.

I was on the sub with 2 other Americans. We were in the cafeteria and one of the brit sailors said let's go blow on a homosexual male. 3 or 4 others eagerly stood up with approval and they headed back towards the engine room.

We all shot each other the biggest WTF looks of all time.

I was thinking "I didn't sign up for this"

Luckily another limey informed us that it meant smoking a cigarette which calmed our fears.
 

lookoutawhale

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should probably ask your friend the same question when hes sober. he might have just gone off the deep end after some drinks. it happens

one time i smoked so much weed that i forgot where i lived. i just wandered the streets like some hobo after leaving my friends place until i came off it.
 
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