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YourDaddyDevilAndLord

YourDaddyDevilAndLord

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I was driving my work truck in downtown SF one day, stopped in traffic and suddenly realized there were a shocking number of midgets walking around on the sidewalks. Not together as a group, just randomly throughout the area. I looked it up and there was a midget convention in town.....motherfuckers need to warn people of that kind of shit.
 
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YourDaddyDevilAndLord said:
I was driving my work truck in downtown SF one day, stopped in traffic and suddenly realized there were a shocking number of midgets walking around on the sidewalks. Not together as a group, just randomly throughout the area. I looked it up and there was a midget convention in town.....motherfuckers need to warn people of that kind of shit.
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NotBanjaxo

NotBanjaxo

Formerly someone other than Banjaxo
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Otis Driftwood said:
I thought I was holding my own that the guy from Game of Thrones was the same guy from In Bruges in an online argument. I was wrong. Then the guy I was arguing with told me he was an actual midget. I was fucking mortified. Actually just gone red thinking about it.
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Fuck, I have always thought it was Peter Dinklage in that film. I had to go to IMDB to make sure, I would have had that same argument.
 
silentsinger

silentsinger

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Innocentx said:
i was worried my punch line was going to come a little short.. it was pretty mean though and whatever her stature is, i know im bigger than that. i have been a little condescending in my responses and that is wrong. stuff like this is beneath me. no more short jokes. i f i learned anything in life it is to not say something to someone you wouldnt say to their face..because who knows if they have a short fuse..what she has probably gone through in her life most likely dwarfs anything i have ever been through
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I have literally no amusing quip, you've floored it already. Bravo :D
 
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Otis Driftwood said:
I have literally no amusing quip, you've floored it already. Bravo :D
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i think you are selling yourself a little short. you act like it's a tall order. someone has got to keep you on your toes ..even midgets do when they use a urinal
 
silentsinger

silentsinger

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Innocentx said:
i think you are selling yourself a little short. you act like it's a tall order. someone has got to keep you on your toes ..even midgets do when they use a urinal
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Fuck sake. You've got me watching midget comedy. If you have a spare two minutes and can put up with cringe, Ricky Gervais's Life's Too Short was gold.

Midget's ex wife with her new boyfriend.

 
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Otis Driftwood said:
Fuck sake. You've got me watching midget comedy. If you have a spare two minutes and can put up with cringe, Ricky Gervais's Life's Too Short was gold.

Midget's ex wife with her new boyfriend.

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i found that very belittling
 
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Otis Driftwood said:
That show was bloody brilliant, even Johnny Depp was in it. Ricky's my favourite comedian at the moment.
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he was great at the golden globes. i ll have to watch more of his stuff. saw his after l ife show.. and it was a little too sad sac ish and dull..even for me
 
SongExotic2

SongExotic2

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Innocentx said:
is there a meaning behind a pink name? i dont see a breast cancer survivor tag under his name
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It means he can't post. Think of it as being frozen. I hold the world record for 60 days.

That's why everyone respects me around here
 
Hauler

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
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Masato Toys said:
What is the politically correct term these days?

I never know
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Little Person
Dwarf is acceptable.

"midget" is like the n-word for them.

Marvin Lewis called Johnny Manziel a "midget" when he got tired of being asked about playing against him and the dwarf community went fucking APESHIT on him. That's when I found out they fucking hated that word.
 
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SongExotic2

SongExotic2

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Hauler said:
Little Person
Dwarf is acceptable.

"midget" is like the n-word for them.

Marvin Lewis called Johnny Manziel a "midget" when he got tired of being asked about playing against him and the dwarf community went fucking APESHIT on him. That's when I found out they fucking hated that word.
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Meh

Fuck em, what they gonna do? I'm gonna call them puny midget cunts from on
 
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