General Electile Dysfunction: an election that lasts longer than 4 days is a serious medical problem

[delightone]

This may be fake. I dunno. I'm just trying to play catch up right now and this is funny. Extra funny if true.



View: https://twitter.com/mo87mo87/status/1324417625796104192?s=20

Judge: what's the problem mr. lawyer.

Mr. Lawyer: THEY BROKE THE LAW!!!!

Judge: Who broke the law and how did they exactly do that.

Mr. Lawyer: THEM DEMOCRATES DID, IT WAS ALL OVER FACEBOOK AND TWITTER I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES.

Judge: Could you please tell me who it was and what they did.

Mr. Lawyer: ARE YOU DEAF AND BLIND THESE STINKING DEMOCRATES ARE STEALING AN ELECTION, PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS READ IT ON TWITTER, WE NEED TO STOP THE COUNT, BUT ONLY IN THE STATES THAT WE ARE LOSING IN PRETTY PLEASE.

Judge: eh Mr. Lawyer so you don't know who did what to who, all i can say is have a nice day.

Mr. Lawyer: HAVE A NICE ONE TOO, AND EVERYTHING YOU SAID TODAY IS FAKE NEWS YOU ARE ONE OF THEM.

Judge: PEACE OUT!!!!

 

[Lukewarm Carl]

But is he wrong in this instance?

I would have hit on her.

 

[FINGERS]

Set you whine meter to stun on 18 mins.

Its going to be a doozy

 

[member 1013]

Do you have a nina so you can start trippin? Do you continue to put both the rap and the mack down?

I told you I'm just like a clock when I tick and I tock

 

[Hauler]

View: https://twitter.com/justinamash/status/1324461600439488520?s=20

Agree on both counts.

I fucking hate Pelosi
And I don't care much for Mitch

 

[tang]

Don't be a tard.

i understand that you feel up because it looks like you're winning but if you think this election process is fair all around, you're being a tard

 

[member 1013]

Lol
You liked this post
This is that woman and she is handling the vote.
Certainly sets the stage for corruption charges

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She must be a treasonous election fixer

I say burn her, buuuurn the witch!

 

[member 1013]

Agree on both counts.

I fucking hate Pelosi
And I don't care much for Mitch

How dare you

Mitch is like Franklin the Turtle if he was all growed up

 

[Lukewarm Carl]

Agree on both counts.

I fucking hate Pelosi
And I don't care much for Mitch

They're the same shitty human. The world will be better when they're out of politics.

 

[FINGERS]

How dare you

Mitch is like Franklin the Turtle if he was all growed up

he also has one of the best throat pouches a human has ever grown.

hes half marsupial

 

[Hauler]

I saw a Republican senate member who won today on CNN and he was superb.

I would have voted for him. He seemed honest and didn’t seem to be a trump fan. He was more for America and the constitution.

I think you will see a lot of GOP members distance themselves from Trump in short order.

There will be so many "the way I saw it" books in the next 4 or 5 years.

 

[MMAPlaywright]

Thoughts on Rick Santorum?

 

[ThatOneDude]

Lol
You liked this post
This is that woman and she is handling the vote.
Certainly sets the stage for corruption charges

View attachment 19624

 

[jason73]

Agree on both counts.

I fucking hate Pelosi
And I don't care much for Mitch

they should pretty much get rid of everybody over 70

 

[member 1013]

Thoughts on Rick Santorum?

I told @Prison Rape Survivor he reminded me of Rick Santorum the other day and he got really pissy

So I like him for that

 

[MMAPlaywright]

they should pretty much get rid of everybody over 70

 

[member 1013]

they should pretty much get rid of everybody over 70

We do need to start instituting a hard cap of 65 years old

 

[ThatOneDude]

She must be a treasonous election fixer

I say burn her, buuuurn the witch!

 

[member 1013]

Yes, snuggle up to my man teat

 

[ThatOneDude]

Yes, snuggle up to my man teat

No I'm the fat one with shitty tattoos

 

[delightone]

So is their Secretary of Health....apparently View attachment 19623

they/he/she/them/zer/zem/shey/or what ever the fucking pronoun is supposed to be) congratulations to /you/yous/ya'lls/they/he/she/them/zer/zem/shey/

 

[ThatOneDude]

they/he/she/them/zer/zem/shey/or what ever the fucking pronoun is supposed to be) congratulations to /you/yous/ya'lls/they/he/she/them/zer/zem/shey/

That's very inclusive of you.

 

[member 1013]

That's very inclusive of you.

The Dutch are a very kind people but their wooden shoes are stupid @delightone

 

[delightone]

they should pretty much get rid of everybody over 70

I believe the retirement age is 67, everyone above should go packing.

 

[ThatOneDude]

The Dutch are a very kind people but their wooden shoes are stupid @delightone

First off, they are called clogs you uncultured kosher swine.