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La Paix

Fuck this place
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I've been west, Just not western Canada lol
I have family there but never been

I stay in Arizona in the winter a bunch
Lol fair enough. When I'd work in Alberta oil industry I'd always refer to me going east, the Newfies would just cringe. I've been as far as Saskatoon but would like to see the rest. You need to check out Vancouver Island, the Kootneys and Okanagan for sure.
 

Gay For Longo

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Lol fair enough. When I'd work in Alberta oil industry I'd always refer to me going east, the Newfies would just cringe. I've been as far as Saskatoon but would like to see the rest. You need to check out Vancouver Island, the Kootneys and Okanagan for sure.
Would love to go
I have family all over the country but really want to go to BC and Nova Scotia
 
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Most Americanized province, b.c. comes in 2nd
Yeah when I talk to a Torontonian it doesn't feel any different than talking to an American from another state.

Those fuckers out west sound like god damn lumberjacks who have holed themselves up in the woods for the past 10 years.

Couple that with Canadian gullibility/inability to recognize sarcasm and it creates for some funny conversations.
 
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Though I did meet a guy from North Dakota at a bar one time and he sounded exactly like what I just described above.
 

SongExotic2

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Yeah when I talk to a Torontonian it doesn't feel any different than talking to an American from another state.

Those fuckers out west sound like god damn lumberjacks who have holed themselves up in the woods for the past 10 years.

Couple that with Canadian gullibility/inability to recognize sarcasm and it creates for some funny conversations.
I watched a movie yesterday called lucky Logan.

They all talked like tards
 

Sex Chicken

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Yeah when I talk to a Torontonian it doesn't feel any different than talking to an American from another state.

Those fuckers out west sound like god damn lumberjacks who have holed themselves up in the woods for the past 10 years.

Couple that with Canadian gullibility/inability to recognize sarcasm and it creates for some funny conversations.
You cyber with a lot of Canadians.
 

kneeblock

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Miami has the hottest women I've ever seen in this country. Hottest dudes too for that matter. You would do well to claim a place like that. Only a eunuch would claim Fort Lauderdale if they had a choice.
 

Robbie Hart

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Miami has the hottest women I've ever seen in this country. Hottest dudes too for that matter. You would do well to claim a place like that. Only a eunuch would claim Fort Lauderdale if they had a choice.
San Diego has the best looking people from what I remember........
 
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Miami has the hottest women I've ever seen in this country. Hottest dudes too for that matter. You would do well to claim a place like that. Only a eunuch would claim Fort Lauderdale if they had a choice.
Miami definitely has some beautiful women. Amazing restaurants, too. And a lot of good shopping.

But I ain't from Miami, yo.
 

SongExotic2

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I think you are the only person I know from Miami.

Is there a Jamaican gang there like on bad boys 2?
 

Gay For Longo

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Yeah when I talk to a Torontonian it doesn't feel any different than talking to an American from another state.

Those fuckers out west sound like god damn lumberjacks who have holed themselves up in the woods for the past 10 years.

Couple that with Canadian gullibility/inability to recognize sarcasm and it creates for some funny conversations.
Wait till you talk to some newfies lol