Really, just f*ck you.
F*ck you, Hipsters!
- Thread starter Lamont Cranston
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F*cking Hipsters...
I have yet to meet one that is even likable.
What is a hipster? Hat sideways, etc?
They should die in a grease fire.
Please draw your fantasy so we can be clear
My name on facebook was Hipsterkiller for a while. A lot of arbitrary likes for that.
They need a Hipster Wrestling league where they fight like sissies and do all sorts of Bullshido McDojo Krotty and bad Krav Maga.
"THE LUMBERSEXUAL VS THE PORTLANDIAN!"
They need a Hipster Wrestling league where they fight like sissies and do all sorts of Bullshido McDojo Krotty and bad Krav Maga.
"THE LUMBERSEXUAL VS THE PORTLANDIAN!"
Mostly using irony for attention with absolutely no substance to it. Dressing like Lumberjacks (not the grunge look) but actually expensive plaid, legit lumberjack look, beard transplants for those who can't grow them due to having exactly zero testosterone. They usually talk in weird comic book riddles and unusual contexts to seem a lot more interesting and insightful than they actually are whatsoever.
Some started doing BJJ because... you guessed it, the irony of it being thought of and starting out as trained by people they were not: athletic, competitive, intense, masculin etc and BJJ is the least likely (at least they though it would) to hurt them physically. Most quit immediately or have McDojo belts.
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Just stepped up to another level in my book priz by using tony soprano..............facking great stuff.
This description is a very intelligent one , which ironically is the exact opposite of those being described.
So what happens if you're a fat guy, and all your pants look like skinny jeans because of the chubby legs you have , the only shirts sold in your measurements are plaid and you want do hide your double chin with a beard.
Damn hipsters are ruining everything.
Damn hipsters are ruining everything.
Well this is the first time I haven't voted for Jenneke.
You go to hell! You go to hell and die!
Just remember dougiE , no matter how much you hate hipsters, they hated you first
I remember I discovered what a hipster was on the OG, somebody called me it for drinking pbr. The truth is I'm more of a redneck than a hipster and that guy who called me that is lucky I diddnt make him into wine
