Discussion in 'The Off-topic Lounge' started by I’ll suck yaadong, Sep 11, 2019.
Lets get this done.Ill fight anyone under lethwei rules.
Just lethwei rules, I won’t stab you.
And in this corner, weighing in at 170lbs w a severe case of dandruff and 51 chromosomes.....
No mean mugging
I'm honestly shocked to see so many hygiene products in that picture.
Are you robbing a house right now? Surely that isn't your bathroom.
Ok but some ground rules first.
No clawing, biting, screaming, scratching, or spitting.
No eye gouging or fish hooking.
No hair pulling, groin attacks, spinal attacks, or small joint manipulation.
No foot stomps or intentional targeting of large joint strikes as to permanently injure(such as knee caps)
NO INTIMIDATION, OR SHIT-TALK, THIS IS FOR SPORT ONLY.
No knees or kicks to the head of a downed opponent
No 12-6 elbow attacks
No strikes to the back of the head
No wind chokes
No blood chokes
No foot, shin, elbow, forearm, knee, shoulder, open hand or closed-fist attacks to the orbital area or temporal lobe. NO EXCEPTIONS.
No grabbing the fence, ropes, or any object for any reason.
No targeted strikes to the solar plexus.
No spinning shit.
No targeting of the abdomen.
No open or closed hand strikes to the mouth, nose, cheeks, ears, chin, or head.
No elbow strikes(to avoid cutting/slicing).
No knees or kicks to a standing/crouched opponent.
No large joint manipulation.
No open/closed fist strikes to the limbs.
No pushing, shoving, or bodily contact of any kind.
No "diving in the pool"
LET'S RUN THIS SHIT.
PS: No running, to, from, or in combat zone.
Chest and back punches only...got it.
Hrrmmmm I'm defeated
@Lars challenged me. Play by Jew rules.
I challenge @Sex Chicken wouldn't be the first time I choked the chicken.
Sorry, i can't fight a woman.
Basically no fighting allowed? Only ho slaps?! Lol
Bit concerned about op
What's that mean?
It means you’re being a Texas dodo momo
Is that clear or innat not?
when we lost our persian utopia his spirit transferred into the end of throbbies posts
You're lucky. Google maps saved your ass...
You're brushing too hard. Bad for gums.
That is actually a photo of me IRL