General Fight challenge thread

Discussion in 'The Off-topic Lounge' started by I’ll suck yaadong, Sep 11, 2019.

  1. I’ll suck yaadong

    I’ll suck yaadong Bangkok lot lizard
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    Lets get this done.Ill fight anyone under lethwei rules.
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  2. I’ll suck yaadong

    I’ll suck yaadong Bangkok lot lizard
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    Just lethwei rules, I won’t stab you.
     
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  3. Fraud Baby

    Fraud Baby I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken

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    And in this corner, weighing in at 170lbs w a severe case of dandruff and 51 chromosomes.....
     
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  4. Inside Job

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    No ground
    No mean mugging
    No gloves
    No implants
    No longhair

    No Problem
     
  5. Hauler

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    I'm honestly shocked to see so many hygiene products in that picture.

    Are you robbing a house right now? Surely that isn't your bathroom.
     
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  6. sparkuri

    sparkuri Pulse On The Finger Of The Community
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    Ok but some ground rules first.

    • No clawing, biting, screaming, scratching, or spitting.
    • No eye gouging or fish hooking.
    • No hair pulling, groin attacks, spinal attacks, or small joint manipulation.
    • No foot stomps or intentional targeting of large joint strikes as to permanently injure(such as knee caps)
    • NO INTIMIDATION, OR SHIT-TALK, THIS IS FOR SPORT ONLY.
    • No knees or kicks to the head of a downed opponent
    • No 12-6 elbow attacks
    • No strikes to the back of the head
    • No wind chokes
    • No blood chokes
    • No foot, shin, elbow, forearm, knee, shoulder, open hand or closed-fist attacks to the orbital area or temporal lobe. NO EXCEPTIONS.
    • No grabbing the fence, ropes, or any object for any reason.
    • No targeted strikes to the solar plexus.
    • No spinning shit.
    • No targeting of the abdomen.
    • No open or closed hand strikes to the mouth, nose, cheeks, ears, chin, or head.
    • No elbow strikes(to avoid cutting/slicing).
    • No knees or kicks to a standing/crouched opponent.
    • No large joint manipulation.
    • No open/closed fist strikes to the limbs.
    • No pushing, shoving, or bodily contact of any kind.
    • No "diving in the pool"
    LET'S RUN THIS SHIT.


    • PS: No running, to, from, or in combat zone.
     
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  8. Splinty

    Splinty Shake 'em off
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    Chest and back punches only...got it.
     
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  9. Splinty

    Splinty Shake 'em off
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    Hrrmmmm I'm defeated
     
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  10. gangsterkathryn

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    @Lars@Lars challenged me. Play by Jew rules.
     
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  11. Jdog93

    Jdog93 Grrrrrrrr..

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  12. Jdog93

    Jdog93 Grrrrrrrr..

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    I challenge @Sex Chicken@Sex Chicken wouldn't be the first time I choked the chicken.


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  13. Mr Smokalotapotamus

    Mr Smokalotapotamus You gonna pass that bro??

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    Sorry, i can't fight a woman.
     
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  14. yuki2054

    yuki2054 graded martial artist

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    Basically no fighting allowed? Only ho slaps?! Lol
     
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  15. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Bit concerned about op
    Innat
     
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  16. Splinty

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    What's that mean?
     
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  17. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    It means you’re being a Texas dodo momo

    Is that clear or innat not?
     
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  18. Inside Job

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    when we lost our persian utopia his spirit transferred into the end of throbbies posts

    dasry
     
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  19. RaginCajun

    RaginCajun The Female Orgasm Is A Myth

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    You're lucky. Google maps saved your ass...
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  20. sparkuri

    sparkuri Pulse On The Finger Of The Community
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    You're brushing too hard. Bad for gums.
     
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    Thuglife13 MAGA Forever, Forever MAGA

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    Shlomo Lars Israel Forever

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    That is actually a photo of me IRL
     
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